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Terms and conditions

A 60000-word document that says that you can't post 13+ content.
Most people won't trust a seedy classmate, but everyone agrees to the terms and conditions.
☑️ I agree to the Terms and Conditions!
by Mattsit January 24, 2021
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Cumdition

When a guy squirts cum all over someone else's body
Kaylee : So you and Jake got a hot date tonight?
Kiersten : Uh Hell Yeah he's taking me out to dinner and a movie then were are going back to his mom's house (cause she has a king size bed and me and Jake only have a double) so he can fuck my tight little pussy, then he will Cumdition my hot little body & cuddle with me till morning!
Kaylee : Wow I wish I had a man to fuck my tight pussy and Cumdition my hot little body!
Kiersten : Uh sorry to burst your bubble Kaylee but you don't have a hot little body!
Steve : Hey girls im going to Chad's tonight he's going to fuck me in the ass then Cumdition my hot little body!
Kiersten : You know what Steve we really don't care & besides you don't have a hot little body either you big fat slob!
Kaylee : You know what Kiersten your not the only one around here with a hot little body!
Steve : Yeah I would love to fuck Kaylee's stretched out pussy then Cumdition her big beautiful body!
Kaylee : Steve shut the fuck up!
Kiersten : Yeah go Cumdition yourself In The Bathroom!
by SlopNChop June 29, 2018
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War of Contrition

As opposed to a war of attrition, wherein two or more parties wear each other down over a period of time, a war of contrition is a situation where two or more parties won't stop apologising to each other.

Usually this happens because everyone is eager to avoid confrontation but if often leads to further disagreement.
Motorist #1: Oh, God - I scraped your door with my bumper! Let me pay for that...
Motorist #2: No, no, it's my fault, I shouldn't have parked there.
Motorist #1: Well that's hardly fair, I should have been looking where I was going.
Motorist #2: Look, there's no need to get upset, I've said it's my fault, and I'll deal with it.
Motorist #1: Mate, this was clearly my doing. Let me pay for it.
Motorist #2: Listen here - it's my car, I parked it badly on this corner, I accept full responsibility!
Motorist #1: FINE THEN! *rips wing mirrors off motorist #2's car*
Eyewitness: That was a real war of contrition right there.
by FrankyBabes January 10, 2010
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coniption

An heightened emotional state that results in an animated fit of peak.
I will have a coniption if I fail this exam.
Dad will have a coniption when he finds out I crashed the car.
by Melissa Yardley September 4, 2003
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concision

1) Concise in quality
2) The state or quality of being Concise
3) Very concise, having great precision
4) The act of making something Concise
5) Terse or concise in speaking, expressing much in a short amount of words

Archaic: Cutting off, or making apart
Office Worker 1:I do Concision of documents here.
Office Worker 2: Bullshit, Concision isn't even a word.
Office Worker 1: I hate you.
Office worker 2: Succintly stated.
by Infamous Lunchbox April 5, 2008
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Conditional Bitch

Person who does things only if others do, showing no independence of thought.
I’m in…..lets see who wants to go first….so who’s in?

Decide for yourself Conditional Bitch.
by Lirone1234 January 5, 2009
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conditional friend

Yeah, Mike's my conditional friend. As long as I have an extra girl to throw at him, he'll hang around.
by Vee Are Are Schee May 6, 2004
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