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The object you watch Porn Hentai Yuri and Yaoi on
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Something that was once used exclusively to open Word documents (aside of surfing the Internet) when it started being widely used until as late as 2009 — as many of its users (at the time) happened to be ex-typewriter users, unlike how computers are used for a wide variety of applications nowadays
Back in 2009, my dad just used his computer to write Word documents and check his email, totally missing out on all the apps and games—he was like an ex-typewriter user stuck in the past!
by Emotional Cruiser November 1, 2025
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Friend 1- Man imma go on my computer to you know what.
Friend 2- Aight bro, imma be on too.
by theonlyKING January 7, 2026
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Computer Whiz

A computer whiz is a person who is an expert with technology, and can often blow some people's minds with their capabilities.
John is such a computer whiz that he even outsmarted me with this windows thing!
by Bigdirtyjoe May 24, 2019
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computer dick

Similar to whiskey dick. It's when you are on a date with a girl and can't get it up because you spanked it all day while on the internet.
Friend: "How was your date with Suzy?" You: "Ah man, I had computer dick and couldn't get it up." Friend: "Are you fucking cereal? She's hot!"
by Rockabee September 10, 2014
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computer tourettes

This symptom occurs when a computer is too slow or crashes unexpectedly. The user of the computer becomes extremely agitated and starts madly clicking on the mouse and swearing uncontrollably.
When MS word froze, the author realized he did not save in the past 2 hours. Fearing that he would lose his work, he started to click wildly on the keyboard. When the title bar indicated (Not Responding), he suddenly developed a case of computer tourettes. Click, click %$#!@@?*&! Click, @$$!*&&$#@!
by La Femme Dorothy July 28, 2008
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