comet lane

The coolest block in Levittown, members of this block are very close and gather numerous times throughout the year. The 2 most famous times are of course the block party and the festival of lights. This is, of course when the adults gather around outside around a fire pit and put up each others holidays lights. They go house to house dragging the fire and drinking extreme amounts of booze. The children follow and help the adults untangle the lights while they continue to booze. Many times this ends up in falling off ladders, sliding down roofs and very very crooked lights that stay up until new years. The block party has similar events regarding the alcohol involved. There is always a dunk tank, slip and slide, cotton candy and other various events involved. There are many kids that run around on this block and make this residence the place to be. At sundown there is one event that is never forgot and that is the beer pong game between the north and south sides of the block. Even the children who are too young to drink take part in rooting for their side of the block. So far, about 5 years running south side has prevailed but north side is sure to remind them how they frequently pass out drunk. Afterwards the fire pit is once again brought out into the middle of the street followed by those who have not passed out in their bath tubs yet.
There is also weekly card games held in garages where it gets highly competitive.
This block has the best rep in Levittown and according to the elementary school is asked the most if there are any available houses for sale.

-Hey did you see the comet lane crew outside again?
- no, but i heard one of the guys slide down the roof. HA

by 22 comet lane February 9, 2009

post-coital flatulence

The flatulence that ensues after having relaxing sex. It's the fart that seems like you are ripping space time due to the extreme relaxation of your sphincter.

The fart you hear from your parents bed room.

Also the reason we aren't getting the deposit on our apartment back.
"Hey Dave I'm sorry to say we aren't getting our deposit back"
"Why's that Brian"
"It's was the post-coital flatulence"
"Damn it Brian your ass is foul"

by The Farterman August 27, 2011

ass comet

A peice of toilet paper that is hanging out of the back of your pants (above the waistline) after you have gone to the bathroom.

When Joe came out of the Mens room he had about a 12" ass comet hanging out of his pants.

by PeeVee1 September 15, 2006

halleys comet

Gaseous ice ball appearing every 80 years or so

Man "Hey I can see Halleys comet in the sky !" . Comet expert "Best place for it I say"

by binsurfer December 11, 2003

Posse Comitatus

In English common law, the power of a county sheriff to enlist able-bodied citizens of the county to help him in the pursuit and arrest of a felon.

"Whoever, except in cases and under circumstances expressly authorized by the Constitution or Act of Congress, willfully uses any part of the Army or the Air Force as a posse comitatus or otherwise to execute the laws shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than two years, or both." (Title 18, Section 1385 of the United States Code)

by flood control dam #3 March 26, 2007

coital handjob

A coital handjob is where the female sits on the base of the male's penis and dry humps it for sexual stimulation, while giving the said penis a handjob. Thus providing both partners with sexual pleasure without actual intercourse.

So last night I got a coital handjob. I got all the humping and moaning without the kid scare.

by takewhatIhave April 27, 2006

comic book nerd

Someone who is versed in all matters pertaining to comic books. Can recite facts and story lines in an instant.
Most knowledge is found to be completely irrelevant to the rest of the world.

"I'm not a comic book nerd."
"Yes, you are. You know that Thor's magic hammer is called Mjolnir."

by Lovekraft February 17, 2009