foul loathsome evil little cockroach

a fine ass guy called draco malfoy

“you! you foul loathsome evil little cockroach!” “hermione nooo, he’s not worth it”

by ilovedracomalfoy111 November 8, 2020

human cockroach

A malicious individual who creates negative energy, irrespective of whether it's given negative energy. The Human Cockroach is never true to themselves which makes them as fake as a body implant. The Human Cockroach tends to be liars, opportunist, ego centric, deceivers, manipulators, not trust worthy and they always have a motive for everything In summary is just *pest*...like its counterpart in the animal kingdom

Fake individuals opposite of good who walk on the planet Earth - Human Cockroach

by AmazinGracex October 7, 2016

carkle cockroach

A weak person, a coward, but one who survives many ordeals.

That guys a carkle cockroach, he just ran away from the fuzz when they came for him.

by Funny thing... i don't actually have a name... May 16, 2008

pussy cockroach

a male out at a club or bar who, at the end of the evening and failing to hook up with a woman, hangs outside of the venue and begins following unattended women harassing them in a final, pathetic attempt to get some.

My girls and I were leaving the club when these pussy cockroaches tracked us through the parking lot tryin' ta holla at us.

by midshipmanx October 22, 2010

Doin The Cockroach

Term used by the band modest mouse meaning going through a daily routine talking about things that truly dont matter and living life without importance. Being as worthless as a cockroach.

"Doin the cockroach yeah!"

"Ever since i got this job ive been doing the cockroach"

"Quit doing the cockroach and get the hell out of the house"

by dirty x d January 29, 2010

Corporate Cockroach

Employee in large company deft in the art of not doing much at all. When the spotlight is turned on them, they work furiously and scramble to acomplish tasks quickly. As soon as attention turns away from them, they go back to their lazy ways and acomplish very little until the light is shown upon them again.

Man, that guy never does anything around here. He only gets busy when the boss is up his ass, which is rarely. he's such a corporate cockroach!

by Arch Stanton PA July 10, 2009

SU cockroach

Term used to describe a graduated/dropped-out member of a Student Union who keeps returning to crash activities and camps that are organised by the Union. It's favourite hiding spots are inside other current members' sleeping bags. It loves to get drunk and borrow belongings without asking.

Student A: "Hey, what's that strong alcohol smell? And where are my slippers?"
Student B: "Sounds like an SU cockroach infestation. Alright I'm tired and need to sle.."*BUMP*
Student A: Yikes there's already one in your sleeping bag!

by Creamernest April 15, 2018