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chupacabra

Literally, "Goat-sucker." Typically a
Hispanic (Mexican, and Puerto Rican) story of a mythical, possibly alien beast (see "cryptozoology" and "cryptid") which ravages goats and sheep by sucking out their blood, usually through precisely incised points of exsanguination.

Alternately, someone involved in goat-sodomy (i.e. Devil-worship).
"The singer/actress Cher had photos of that chupacabra, John Ashcroft, so he couldn't prosecute her."
by Nicholas Meyler September 21, 2003
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chups

Do you fancy some fush and chups?
by t money November 3, 2003
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Chupacabra

The chupacabra is a legendary mythical creature rumored to inhabit music festivals of the North Americas, from California to New England. Physical descriptions of the creature vary, but most witnesses have described them to be older semi attractive females often wildly intoxicated at music festivals usually only seen after dusk. This species can be quite dangerous, and cunning, often able to abduct young men from their group, isolate them, and devour them, usually by sucking their blood. It is purportedly a heavy creature, usually a white middle aged woman, although there have been reports of chupacabra behavior within almost all ethnicities. The chupacabra is usually only identified retrospectively, in the evening hours, when a male member of a group is reported missing. His friends realize that the last time he was seen was with an aggressive woman, spilling alcohol all over herself, foaming at the mouth and slurring her speech, who led him away, never to be seen again. These are the tactics used by the chupacabra.

Eyewitness sightings have been claimed as early as 1985 at a Grateful Dead concert in Michigan, and have since been reported as far north as Maine, and more recently at Coachella as well as Austin City Limits, but many of the reports have been disregarded as uncorroborated or lacking evidence. Biologists and wildlife management officials view the chupacabra as a contemporary legend.
"Dude, what happened to Dave? Oh no! I think he got snatched by a chupacabra!"

"Hey man I'd watch it, that chick is definitely a chupacabra, let's steer clear"
by Johnny Nitelife April 7, 2014
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Chupis

The Chupis is a prank done when a subject is in a shorter elevation than the person conducting the Chupis. The person that conducts the Chupis is called Chupiser, and the person taking the Chupis is called the Chupissed. Kneeling, lying down, or being much shorter are situations when you are most susceptible to be given a Chupis. The Chupis is mostly accompanied by the Chupiser making kissing, sucking and/or smooching noises, and/or grabbing the Chupissed's head and pushing it into the Chupiser's genital area. The word Chupis can be used as a noun or a verb. It is similar to a Tea-Bag.
Ex. 1) When Pedro knelt down to tie his shoe, Ernest gave him a 5-minute-long Chupis.

Ex. 2) "Pedro sure liked the Chupis I gave him", said Ernest.

Ex. 3) "If you try to Chupis me again, I will kill you with my guns", responded Pedro.

Ex. 4) When Pedro hurt his leg and was lying on the floor crying the next day, Ernest gave him another Chupis, while Luke Tea-Bagged Pedro.
by Super Isaiah November 7, 2010
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El Chupacabras

a blood sucking creature, alian looking, that sucks the blood out of the cows,goats,chickens and other farm animals or animals that it finds. The whole chupacrabra mystery dissapered many years ago, it was all a lied. Some stories were in centarl america others in some islands of the caribean, did it swim?
El chupacrabras. The suckgoat.
by outlast October 14, 2003
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chupacabras

Spanish word meaning, literally: "goat sucker".
Can also be used as an insult.
Jose: " What happened to the flock man?"
Paco: " I think it was a chupacabras bro."
by mook December 24, 2004
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chupa mel pico

"Suck My Cock" in Portugese.

A really cool way to start chatting up a girl if she does not speak Portugese.

If she DOES speak Portugese, then statistically 1 in 6 who say it will get the desired result...the other 5 will get a mack in the mouth.
by Audifred October 8, 2008
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