Chess Boxing

A niche sport where you box someone and play chess

"Did you watch that chess boxing tournament?"
"Yeah man, it was crazy."

by A Schlatt Fan December 27, 2022

chess neck

When someone has horrible neck posture because they play too much chess on chess.com

Ew do you see Max’s chess neck!

He used to be so hot last year.

by AnimalJam100 January 14, 2024

Chess Battle Advanced

Used when you have nothing to say or have no response to what someone else has said.

Person 1: Did you know it takes 11 octillion ants to pick up Nebraska?
Person 2: Chess Battle Advanced

by Crash_1 April 14, 2024

Chess Battle Advanced

1 - A remake of Chess Evolved Online, an online chess game that its creator thought was P2W. It got scrapped in development.
2 - A gag on the Icely Puzzles Youtube channel. It is often used to describe something so convoluted, random and/or strange, that it makes no sense, is very buggy or is unintentionaly funny.

1: "Sadly, Chess Battle Advanced won't release"
2: -I got softlocked in the section, where the programmer talks about softlocks.
-Chess Battle Advanced.

by reddipsauce June 11, 2024

Chess For Ninnies

A general term for anything stupid, bad, or weird; easily inserted into a sentence. Your typical negative slang phrase.

Person 1: “Hey did you hear that new song?”
Person 2: “I don’t listen to much new music, it’s all just chess for ninnies anyways.”
Person 1: “Maybe YOU’RE chess for ninnies!”

by Shmuppydoggle July 18, 2025

Pigeon chess

Refers to having a pointless debate with somebody utterly ignorant of the subject matter, but standing on a dogmatic position that cannot be moved with any amount of education or logic, but who always proclaims victory.

Origin:
"Debating creationists on the topic of evolution is rather like trying to play chess with a pigeon; it knocks the pieces over, craps on the board, and flies back to its flock to claim victory." -- Scott D. Weitzenhoffer (From an Amazon.com book review)

Man, trying to explain to those moon landing deniers that the Apollo program was real is like playing pigeon chess -- all they do is knock the pieces over and crap on the board.

by nemo nemo October 13, 2009

Phone Chess

The act of playing chess over the phone. (Like phone sex, except for chess)

"D8 to D1"
"Oh em gee! I can't believe I lost in phone chess!"

by Urban Dictionary June 26, 2008