carter

CARTER is a man of memes. CARTER like to think he is chicken man.

1. i love to suck on my CARTER

by BIG dick vandamme June 4, 2018

Newspaper Carrier

Person who gets up at o-dark-thirty and throws newspapers out of a car while driving in circles. Cranky until sleep is had.

Please, tip your newspaper carrier!

by Apryle October 17, 2008

The Carter Theory

A theory expressing the idea of a severe underdevelopment of the brain in the fetal stages that alter the brains ability to intercept and translate sarcasm. The effects of this rare mutation cause one to be "farcically acrimonious" (absurdly bitter). The unfortunate effects may portray the person as an angry or irascible person.

The Carter Theory completely explains why that guy is such an asshole.

by downs is the new up October 7, 2009

Jimmy Carter

The 39th president of the United States

Who was the 39th president?
Jimmy Carter.

by oops i made the wrong email December 13, 2016

Carter Brownie Freckles

Carter Brownie Freckles has many names. He carries a tennis racket cause he a "tennis boy." His hair always looks bad no matter what he does. He's really nice and has a great personality but he is also very weak. He really sucks at arm wrestling but is good at making you laugh. You can have some pretty great conversations with a Carter Brownie Freckles. He can make a really great best friend but he kinda has trust issues. If you have a Carter Brownie Freckles make sure to pick on him 24/7 and unzip his jacket. And always make sure to steal his racket and play it like a banjo. In conclusion, a Carter Brownie Freckles is a great person to have around. You will probably end up being his fake girlfriend or wife.

"Did you see Kayla snatch Carter's tennis racket?"
"Yea, he's a total Carter Brownie Freckles."

by Carter's_wife May 14, 2019

Carter

A very sweet/nice/caring boy. He's a keeper if you can catch one. He may not respond in 2 seconds but that's ok because when he does respond it's amazing. Carter's also knows how to treat a girl and be a gentleman also they know how to make a good surprise. Even though we never see each other besides wednesday and sometimes saturdays, when we do it makes the whole rest of the week amazing.

girl:omg i can't seem to find my self a boy
me:it's ok just look for a Carter (not this one though this ones mineeee;)

by kennnnnkeeennnnnnn March 5, 2017

Carterville Illinois

A small town that thinks it's a city. Residents tend to talk big and do nothing. The few usefull people of the area are made to carry the weight of the ignorant majority.

What is frequentlly said by people about carterville Illinois

I moved here to go to John A Logan, and got sucked dry.

I came here to go to SIU, and got stuck.

I am from Carterville, and love not living there anymore.

by indiartist March 9, 2011