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Where's the Cameras?

A phrase used when something so absurd and ludicrous happens, that those bearing witness to the stupidity think they're on a hidden-camera television show. So, they're waiting for the camera crews to come out laughing. The phrase can be used as a result of a ridiculous statement, event, or altercation with another person.
Woman: Would you like to sign a petition to end the sexual exploitation of dairy cows, who are being assaulted every time they are milked without their consent?

Man: Wait...What? How is this a thing?

Woman: How is what a thing!?

Man: Come on, where's the cameras? Are you being serious right now?
by Fawning Girl August 15, 2019
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Camera Genie

A Camera Genie, is a female who takes pictures and selfies at those "magic" angles and applies certain effects or really shitty photoshop to presto change-o into a hot chick, but is really a duck billed platypus looking ho upon encountering in person.
Luke: "Yo so I met that chick that hit us all up on facebook finally, she actually showed up."
Chad: "Word?! She looked fine as hell."
Luke: "Yeah man, total camera genie. it was horrible."
Chad: "Damn, I had a feeling... those pics were all smoke and mirrors."
by I Am Big White November 10, 2013
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Camera sex

The act of two cameras filming each other at once, e.g. filming another camera that is recording you
Tanner: Woah, I'm recording another camera that's recording!
Peter: We're recording each other, it's like camera sex!
by KaiserWilhelm99 December 11, 2021
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Camera vision

What reptilians have.
Is his camera vision heat sensitive?
by Solid Mantis July 6, 2018
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Camera shy

when you are new to the porn industry and you are insecure about being naked on camera
"that girl was camera shy on her debut porno"

"That guy was camera shy about his small penis being on video"
by Necro-romancer June 4, 2021
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Meat Cameras

Your eyes
Tour Guide: Please focus your Meat Cameras on the Washington Monument please
by The Body of God June 27, 2019
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Camera Wanking

Using excess long tracking shots and aerial shots in order to make things look 'artistic', when things could be done quicker and easier whilst losing nothing of value.
Casey Neistat sure enjoys camera wanking in his vlogs.
by TheGreatMark September 8, 2016
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