buy the farm

to die, a synonym of "kick the bucket".

Billy: "So how's your uncle Jimmy doing?"
Bob: "Pretty good. You know that farm he was going to buy? The big one in Kansas with all those cows and shit, you know? Yeah, well he bought it."
Billy: "No way, you mean he bought the farm?"
Bob: "Yeah isn't that the bomb diggity?"
Billy: "You're sick, man. That's really fucking sad."

by Nick D October 28, 2003

buy the mug

A saying Urban Dictionary states after every defenition

Want to support the place were you look up thoes nasty words your friends tell you? Then buy the mug! Only $25 (U.S. dollars) coffee cup support urban dictionary UB $

by Hue-Two May 31, 2016

Force buy

If you force buy, then you're spending all of your money – though you didn't have much to begin with. You only force buy for 2 reasons:

1. You want to stop losing.
2. You want to make your enemy broke.

The word "Force buy" is mostly used in CS:GO and Valorant.

Player 1: Let's force buy, eco when we lose.

Whole team: ok sure.

by One_is_sie September 21, 2020

Group buy

A community's collective purchase of an artist's unreleased music from a person with access to unreleased music

The "2Many" Group Buy for $8000 was so worth it! The song is pure heat.

by jmktdyuhij May 28, 2023

Buy the Wall

It's a double reference to both Game of Thrones and Donald Trump's wall. Anything that we believe will provide safety evermore is a "wall". History reveals with mind boggling repetition that walls always fail. The walls of Nineveh, Carriage, Troy, Constantinople, Rome, Berlin, Jericho, Masada, Hadrian's , and China all fell and most very quickly. We know this, but in spite of this certainty we still "Buy the Wall" hoping this will be the first to work as intended. It won't.

The salesperson got her to Buy the Wall on that extended warranty.

by Mikey the Sub-Genius May 20, 2018

Buying Tires

Another way of saying that you need to take a crap.

This definition was inspired by a real life event where a guy sat on a toilet and called a tire shop while taking a crap.

Can we talk later? I'm buying tires!

by Winks99 May 4, 2019

buying milk

The act of saying "brb" online and not coming back in a considerable amount of time.

Matt: Brb guys, mom called me to pack the groceries
Steve: Alright, take your time
67 minutes later
Steve: dear god, is matt taking this long to pack the fucking groceries? its been an hour. h
Jack: true true, i dont think he's actually packing the groceries. he's buying milk, just like my dad.
Steve: lmao 💀💀💀💀

by imp fuck2 August 2, 2022