And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more

What you say at the end of a lame story, or during an awkward silence. Can be used instead of "and then I found 20 dollars" or "and that's why you never milk an ostrich"

Alana: So... I was walking yesterday, and I saw a llama. He looked at me, and then he fell asleep. So I went home because I was tired. And then I went to sleep. When I woke up it was 7:00 so I went to school

Amy:...

Alana: And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more

by TheGreatKateWeatherMachine October 30, 2011

Burst a testicle

To get pissed off by sth/smb so hard that you feel your balls hurt and realised you literally bursted a testicle.

Usage of burst a testicle
Dude, you saw that shit on tv? It pissed me off so bad.
You tell me? I almost bursted a f**king testicle!

by Autistic Crusader March 13, 2019

Burst

To kick the testicles of an Asian male, thereby rupturing them

When Xiao Ming started boasting about his straight As, Mike got pissed and decided to burst him

by Frederick Yeo November 18, 2023

10 hour burst

*eugh*
HEHEHEHHEHAHAHHANHSHHDHHHDHHZHHHFKFMS

*10 hours starts playing*
🗣: i'm going to steal your 10 hour burst
👨: Oh shit

by PersonPlayin May 14, 2024

tug and burst

When one start yanking on the hog resulting in splooging

josh gave benny a tug and burst!

by mepelovemilo April 24, 2024

gorilla burst

When a guy is getting a hand job, under something to hang on to, grabs hold of it, performing a pull-up until their penis is at the girl's face height, turning that hand job, into some nice dome. After he gets that one poke in her mouth, he blows his load all over her, concluding the gorilla burst.

Jonny: My relationship with my girlfriend is going well, but we have been at the handjob stage for almost 3 weeks now. How do I take our sex life to the next level without forcing her?
Joe: Just gorilla burst all over her, show her whose boss.
Jonny: Great idea joe!

by Dbro555 February 21, 2012

fit to burst

when someone is "fit to burst" that means that person is filled with a strong emotion or excitement ready to explode... just like you when you're about to see your gf/bf.

" Harry
was watching his aunt, utterly bewildered, his head throbbing fit to burst. " Harry Potter,

by coolglasses January 2, 2018