And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more

What you say at the end of a lame story, or during an awkward silence. Can be used instead of "and then I found 20 dollars" or "and that's why you never milk an ostrich"

Alana: So... I was walking yesterday, and I saw a llama. He looked at me, and then he fell asleep. So I went home because I was tired. And then I went to sleep. When I woke up it was 7:00 so I went to school

Amy:...

Alana: And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more

by TheGreatKateWeatherMachine October 30, 2011

Burst of Bread

Sudden hostility; burst of anger/frusturation

Dylan has anger issues, his girlfriend asked to borrow a pencil from another guy and he had a burst of bread

by SummerTea43 May 23, 2017

Burst a rod

To light a cigarette

Got home from work put the telly on and burst a rod.

by Dave Bennett October 16, 2008

Burst A Line

Rupturing your urethra due to extreme pressure build-up.

Jesus, fuck! I just came so hard I "burst a line."

George "burst a line." He's been in hospital since Friday.

by dlxdblg July 13, 2022

Lil Burst

A GDK Chicago Rapper

"You listen to Lil Burst?"

by lilbursty March 15, 2020

fit to burst

when someone is "fit to burst" that means that person is filled with a strong emotion or excitement ready to explode... just like you when you're about to see your gf/bf.

" Harry
was watching his aunt, utterly bewildered, his head throbbing fit to burst. " Harry Potter,

by coolglasses January 2, 2018

gorilla burst

When a guy is getting a hand job, under something to hang on to, grabs hold of it, performing a pull-up until their penis is at the girl's face height, turning that hand job, into some nice dome. After he gets that one poke in her mouth, he blows his load all over her, concluding the gorilla burst.

Jonny: My relationship with my girlfriend is going well, but we have been at the handjob stage for almost 3 weeks now. How do I take our sex life to the next level without forcing her?
Joe: Just gorilla burst all over her, show her whose boss.
Jonny: Great idea joe!

by Dbro555 February 21, 2012