And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more

What you say at the end of a lame story, or during an awkward silence. Can be used instead of "and then I found 20 dollars" or "and that's why you never milk an ostrich"

Alana: So... I was walking yesterday, and I saw a llama. He looked at me, and then he fell asleep. So I went home because I was tired. And then I went to sleep. When I woke up it was 7:00 so I went to school

Amy:...

Alana: And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more

by TheGreatKateWeatherMachine October 30, 2011

Burst A Line

Rupturing your urethra due to extreme pressure build-up.

Jesus, fuck! I just came so hard I "burst a line."

George "burst a line." He's been in hospital since Friday.

by dlxdblg July 13, 2022

Burst of Bread

Sudden hostility; burst of anger/frusturation

Dylan has anger issues, his girlfriend asked to borrow a pencil from another guy and he had a burst of bread

by SummerTea43 May 23, 2017

Burst a rod

To light a cigarette

Got home from work put the telly on and burst a rod.

by Dave Bennett October 16, 2008

the white burst

When you take viagra and you nut more than you ever have in your life

The white burst is so amazing.

by Soggy hamburger September 3, 2016

burst-san

A sex slave.

"Hey look at my burst-san"

"Hell yeah, dude!"

by Richard Melvin April 23, 2018

Burst

To kick the testicles of an Asian male, thereby rupturing them

When Xiao Ming started boasting about his straight As, Mike got pissed and decided to burst him

by Frederick Yeo November 18, 2023