random bullshit

compeletly and totaly unexpected crap that has no meaning. Random, unbased informaiton.

She came up to me and started yelling all this random bullshit.

by Anonymous February 15, 2003

Brooklyn bullshit

A nonchalant act or display of complete disrespect - usually immediately after uttering the phrase… “oh word”.

Common forms of “Brooklyn bullshit” include: thievery, beatdowns and… mockery.

by Kings County August 25, 2008

Absolute Fucking Bullshit

I went to see Cars in the theater yesterday, and when Lightning McQueen got HOT with Sally in Radiator Springs, my boner engaged. When Lightning McQueen said "Ka-Chow!", I couldn't help it!!! I closed my eyes, and I TORE my dick to shreds, using whip like motions and pulled with great force. That was one of the best nuts I ever had, just thinking about it now gets me riled up. Thing is, I nutted all over the kid sitting right next to me, and his mom got all pissed at me, screaming at me for jacking off on her son. I told that bitch to shut the fuck up, and that jacking off is a natural, artistic, and beautiful process. You should BE HAPPY that my semen is all over your son, maybe he can learn a lesson or two about the culture and art of jacking off. HOWEVER, the movie theater managers didn't agree with me. They KICKED ME OUT of the movie theater, and I didn't even finish watching the Cars movie. Not only THAT, but they made me clean up my semen after it already dried out and solidified on the seats. THATS TORTURE!! Do you know how hard it is to clean semen after its dried out? You CLEAN semen after its FRESH out of your cock, not an hour after you fucking nutted. This is a fucking OUTRAGE. Do you really expect me to not whip out my cock and jack off when i see a HOT sex scene in a movie? Either don't ban sex scenes in movies, or LET ME jack off in your theater, assholes.

Ok, this is ABSOLUTE fucking bullshit. I went to see Cars in the theater yesterday, and when Lightning McQueen got HOT with Sally in Radiator Springs, my boner engaged. When Lightning McQueen said "Ka-Chow!", I couldn't help it!!! I closed my eyes, and I TORE my dick to shreds, using whip like motions and pulled with great force. That was one of the best nuts I ever had, just thinking about it now gets me riled up. Thing is, I nutted all over the kid sitting right next to me, and his mom got all pissed at me, screaming at me for jacking off on her son. I told that bitch to shut the fuck up, and that jacking off is a natural, artistic, and beautiful process. You should BE HAPPY that my semen is all over your son, maybe he can learn a lesson or two about the culture and art of jacking off. HOWEVER, the movie theater managers didn't agree with me. They KICKED ME OUT of the movie theater, and I didn't even finish watching the Cars movie. Not only THAT, but they made me clean up my semen after it already dried out and solidified on the seats. THATS TORTURE!! Do you know how hard it is to clean semen after its dried out? You CLEAN semen after its FRESH out of your cock, not an hour after you fucking nutted. This is a fucking OUTRAGE. Do you really expect me to not whip out my cock and jack off when i see a HOT sex scene in a movie? Either don't ban sex scenes in movies, or LET ME jack off in your theater, assholes.

by PeenBoy June 1, 2017

Call of Duty Bullshit

An American war game phrase that refers to the common Bullshit encountered on Call of Duty, an American Sensation.

Call of Duty Bullshit can cause the repeated use of curse words such as fuck, bitch, queer, pussy, noob, along with others. It has also been related to holes in walls caused by controllers being thrown. It can also cause the banning of your xbox account for harassing the other players.
Adj./Noun

All of this can be yours for a low price of $60!
(Not including the ridiculously priced map packs)

"Dude it's just the normal Call of Duty Bullshit."

1.) When you knife the other person but the game believes you didn't.
2.) You are killed by a noobtubing flamer, just when you are about to get a kill streak.
3.) When you shoot someone a million times because they have painkiller and just turn around and kill you.
4.) When a person falls into last stand and shoots you once and you die.
5.) When you are on the edge of a kill streak, which is ruined by an enemy helicopter or harrier which kills you at least 5 times.
6.) When a bunch of assholes on the other team flash/stun you at least five times before they proceed to spray the shit out of you.
7.) Tactical Nuke.

by Call of Duty is Bull June 1, 2010

load of bullshit

A combination of words formally used to set someone who is obviously lying straight.

"I fucked someone yesterday." "That's a load of bullshit."

by Kaedin November 28, 2015

bullshit

A blatant lie, a fragrant untruth, an obvious falicy.

Or, the excriment of cattle.

"I smell something...
Is it dog? No...
Is it horse? No...
I know. Its BULLSHIT!"

Poorly quoted "Only fools and horses"

Well, the concept is right.

by pal_sch July 30, 2004

Bullshit Artist

A master in the art of making bullshit believable.

Bullshit artists can fabricate a series of lies, which cannot easily be disproved, to conceal their real intentions or justify past behavior. They also use clever language, such as euphemisms and weasel words to hide the real meaning, or create false meaning, in what they are saying. Bullshit Artists often use their talent to bullshit people out of their money.

Bullshit Artists include religious groups, cults, televangelists, fortune tellers, politicians, salesmen, corrupt news media, fraudsters and lawyers.

Never try to bullshit a bullshit artist.

George Bush: "Iraq has stockpiled biological and chemical weapons, and is rebuilding the facilities used to make more of those weapons."

Observer: "What a bullshit artist, there never were any."

by bilbo23 April 27, 2011