Boozy Brunch

A meal in between breakfast and lunch that requires mimosas and alcoholic beverages. Most, become intoxicated during the early afternoon hours.

“Hey guys did you get invited to Parth’s Boozy Brunch?”
“No he’s going with college friends”

by Pirateblueshu September 28, 2023

Brunch

It's not an event it's The Happening!! Usually the coolest Prell of people soaking up Rays of sunshine while getting Orange juice to accompany an empty bottle of champagne, for the side plate of Mattmeat!!!..... No rules, order whatever the hell you want and why not Have that Red wine! "Get Brunched!"

I'm getting wasted for breakfast! Brunch?

by Matteors89 August 29, 2023

Harrisburg Brunch

When you put shit into a blender, mix it with some whiskey and olives, put it into a cup, and pour it into a waffle iron. you then take a bottle of frozen piss, squish it up, squirt it on the waffles. You eat this before you go down on your friend.

George: I performed a Harrisburg Brunch on my girlfriend 2 moths ago, and I can still taste the pee whenever I kiss her.

Judge: So you admit to force feeding a minor in 2009?

George: I guess so?

Judge: You are now sentenced to 25 to life in the Pennsylvania State Prison.

by ehtones mcbones April 20, 2021

grady brunching

its where u cover ur whole body in stilton, then let 50 men screw the cheese all over ur body, so there's a double cheese layer

that stilton looks good Dan, lets cover your body and go out to a football match to let 50 men screw it to double it up aka grady brunching

by Davsroom August 26, 2008

Cluster Brunch

A non-vulgar way of saying a cluster fuck.

A completely unorganized gathering of people, usually involving a task that all the people must complete.

The crowd of people at Costco on Sunday trying to get free samples was a real cluster Brunch.

by GreetingsADM December 11, 2023

Snuggles and brunched

When a casual sexual hookup contains a full night of close physical contact followed by a large meal and morning drink specials (bloody mary’s, bottomless mimosas). This combination can take what started as a one-night stand and turn it into an instant relationship.

“What’s up with Matt and that chick? Didn’t they just meet last night? Why are they making out and crying over there? It’s like a scene from the notebook!”
“Yeah, he got snuggles and brunched again!”

by Little sweets July 20, 2018

gopher brunch

The sexual act participation of fellatio or cullingus aka “eating out” while one is doing seconds or number 2 aka doo or doing the doo

Liza, tired of regular lunch breaks, was genuinely enthusiastic about her tryst with Louise which involved a gopher brunch to the song “Dig that Groove” by UK 🇬🇧 Punk Band The Toy Dolls.

After a taste-tester Petra and Charlie went “down” for a gopher brunch while perfecting a stranger and jiving to NOFX song “Liza and Louise” which was track 17 on Punk-O-Rama volume 1

by Punkroku February 11, 2021