nigger beater bat

Those cheep skinny black T-ball bats you get at WalMart or the Dollar store that last about half an hour.

Hey Joe, John got all pissed of last night cause I wailed on him with a two nigger beater bats.

by snoochie boochies February 7, 2008

Batesville Burner

After enjoying one's self to a meal of crawfish, the guy proceeds to finger the girl while the finger appears to be clean but are in fact still full of hot spices, resulting in a burning sensation in the girl's pussy.

That bitch didn't know I ate crawfish today until I gave her a Batesville Burner

by napkin May 6, 2006

beater

Shoes that you wear that you dont care what condition they're in.

Guy1:dude, your shoes r fucked up
Guy2:Yea, these r my beaters cuz i dont wana ruin the condition of my AJs

by i4GotMyName March 5, 2008

Strangle Bate

Also known as autoerotic asphyxiation.

During masturbation, the masturbator will choke away his own oxygen to enhance the orgasm.

It is believed the pain/sensation increases the amount of chemicals released in the brain during intercourse, hence making it so much more fun by yourself.

I almost killed myself stranglebating last night. Jesus I need a girlfriend.

by Senshi March 1, 2005

beater

a car you can drive recklessly without worrying about crashing it cuz it is already a worthless peice of junk

Id rather have a beater than no car at all

by hotsexbaby May 15, 2005

norman bates

The act of going completely freaking out on someone.

Becca: "So did see that girl screaming at her boyfriend in the parking lot?"

Jake: "Yea, she totally went norman bates on his ass".

by cskillet January 15, 2009

Batesy Moment

(Noun)

A moment of unparrelled clarity or understanding followed by a random thought.

(Origin: Hull, Alex Bates)

Jon: "Damn i can't get this math prob!"
Alex: "It's 74...Mmm cheese"
Kev: "Another Batesy moment..."

by Jonesy1548 August 15, 2006