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Brazilian Blowhole

The practice of putting a small of cocaine on a butthole, and farting it into a partners nostrils.
"I totally gave your sister a Brazilian Blowhole last night.. She said it smelled like shitty coke."
by Captain Dipshit 2 October 20, 2012
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brazilian brewery

When you insert a funnel into a woman's vagina and pour an alcoholic beverage of your choice into the funnel, and you proceed to have her pee the booze back into your mouth.
Me and my girlfriend were pretty drunk last night and we used the last of our whiskey to make a Brazilian Brewery.
by Anal-devastator June 16, 2014
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brazillian blindfold

The phenomenon affecting most hot South American women whose significant other is an ugly, fat, unkept shitbag. The affliction seems to render rediculously attractive women completely blind.
Eric: WTF? How did that doucher land that Latin hotness??

Mike: Must be the Brazillian blindfold, dude.
by HughJassoul January 5, 2014
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brazilian backwash

A sexual act in which the female stands over the male, who holds his anus agape while the female fingers herself until she squirts into his anus.
Tony got some good brazilian backwash last night!
by Bananatee January 15, 2014
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Brazilian Smoothie

Brazilian Smoothie is a dating jargon that commonly refers to Brazilian men that are very smooth when comes to dating with women.

Brazilian men often being perceived to have natural abilities when comes to hook up with women. They started picking up women in their teenager years, and gradually they get very good in their 20s and 30s. While the Caucasians were studying to become scientists, doctors and lawyers.
"Hey, you see that blond over there? She's hot. Go talk to her!"
"Naaaa, I don't think I can do it. I'm not a Brazilian Smoothie."
by fukmefukyou March 9, 2014
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brazilian stew

When a man sharts diarrhea into a woman's mouth then proceeds to ejaculate in the same mouth, without disruppting the diarrhea, and finally stirs the substance with his penis
Let's try the Brazilian Stew tonight, I'll try not to get it on your hair this time.
by Hubert Kumberdale November 5, 2014
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baezilla

When your hipster girlfriend turns into a gigantic town destroying dinasour. Usually happens a minimum of once a month.
Man, my missus was such a baezilla last night. Must be on the blob
by Sonofmoses November 1, 2015
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