False booking

When you someone on FB or MS talks about how wonderful life is and always post about what a good time they are having...And then when you actually spend time with them they are just misserable....

Yvette: So how did your night out with Lisa go
Crissy: OMG!!! She looked like a lot of fun on FB, but she was totally misserable. Not sure she even knows how to be happy...
Yvette: Yeah, I've I run into a few "false bookers" myself.
Crissy: "False booking" is so misleading
Yvette: Oh look!!! her "life is AMAZING today"

by TerribleTink June 23, 2010

tub-booking

Using your phone to connect with friends on Facebook while in the bathtub.

She sent me a PM while she was tub-booking. It was hot!

by lyubemia February 20, 2011

Throne booking

The act of scrolling through ones feed, responding or wall monitoring while on the toilet.

Brian: "You have anything to read in your bathroom"
Matt: "If you had an iPhone you'd be throne booking right now"

by ididthat October 25, 2011

Ninja Bookie

the small time bookmaker that is impossible to find when you win and comes out of nowhere when you owe.

there's my bookie, he owes me for 3 weeks straight. oh shit, where'd he go? must be a ninja bookie!

by beeb173 September 19, 2012

Rookie bookie

A person that is brand new to the responsibilities of administering sports betting accounts. They often extend too much house credit to people close to them, jeopardizing lifelong friendships. Instead of carrying over small balances from week-to-week like their more experienced peers, rookie bookies will contact their bettors at inconvenient hours of the day in pursuit of minuscule amounts of money.

I finished down $10 for the weekend and Colby texted me at 5:30 AM on Monday asking me where I could meet him that day with the money. He is such a rookie bookie!

by Mberry87 October 2, 2013

Bathroom booking

The moment when wiping ones ass that the toilet paper rips and you inadvertently put a finger on or in your brownie hole, thus allowing you to leave your fingerprints on the paper like a jail booking.

Everytime I use one-ply toilet paper I give myself the bathroom booking.

by Donkeysdong July 26, 2018

Swarim Bookie

A wealthy Indian person living in the US.

Hey did you see that swarim bookie, he has a really nice Mercedes.

by Joker67892 September 2, 2022