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João Batista

A typical Braz-.. British name, normally referring to a male João Batista's like to watch anime and like top of the curve girls. they typically have curly hair and a attractive little sister
Person A : you know who João Batista is?

Person B: Yes João Batista loves Omori
by HypperAstro November 5, 2022
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Modular Botitis

A rare disease impacting multiple areas of the being.

Symptoms include: horripilation, snatiation, barking cough, fishy body odor, sudden desire to eat ice, and extreme fatigue. This disease has no known cure, in part due to its status as a non-existent public health issue. While efforts to raise awareness modular botitis are certainly in progress, it is important to note that this disease has yet to affect anyone, ever.
My friend just got diagnosed with modular botitis, so I've officially made it my life's mission to find a cure!
by greedpickle June 4, 2025
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Doing a Batista

Doing a Batista is when someone is circling around something and can't catch it for some odd reason. The source of this expression comes from the game Rocket League when a famous player - Batista - tried to catch a boost for a long time.
I can't help you, because I'm doing a Batista at this boost.
by zh3ng January 25, 2017
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