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love board

A finely varnished and manicured piece of exotic wood with rope handles usually placed under the FUPA area to hoist and retain the FUPA for access to the pleasure zone
Hey baby, go get the love board I'm feelin' lucky tonight.
by hh&b April 15, 2011
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bore-boarded

The practice of inducing a near death experience in others by incessant and mindless chatter.
Poor Gary barely survived being bore-boarded by Leon at the faculty party."
by Gary Olson January 25, 2009
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Bogardus

Taken from the driveway scene in the 1998 comedy-drama film "The Adventures of Sebastian Cole" before the punk band performance.

A word known for its bizzare slang composition which would sound like "Bogus" and "Gnarly" in one's ears.

Can be defined as a way to ridicule someone's ideas that might seem prodigious or can be used to relate to doubtful situations/events.
*1: "Man... people are actually spending money on doggles. That's bogardus!"

*2: "Ammy said she got jumped outside the bar, last night? That's Bogardus... I was outside that bar, smoking a joint with my friends, that night."
by Chris Turfer September 9, 2010
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Boardman'd

To become so intoxicated that coherent thought and bipedal stability is nigh on impossible
Nick: Are you going to the party tomorrow night?
Andy: Yeah mate, let's get absolutely Boardman'd!
by 5robmar November 29, 2011
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Bastard Board

Computers generally consist of a mother board with the CPU and basic I/O functions. Daughter boards add or enhance performance such as a SCSI controller or video card. Bastard boards are modified daughter boards that only work in one computer or a very specific hardware and software configuration.
We finally got it to work after we realized that we had a bastard board that required AMI BIOS 2.2.
by nasamsl March 11, 2010
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Disgustion Board

An internet discussion board that is not functional for the community of users. It wreaks havoc on organization... and important, viable discussions are swirled into a massive amount of uninformed user statements. Attempt to replace a user forum with these flashy boards is disgusting.
IMVU utilizing salesforce software to replace their user forum has done nothing more than create a Disgustion Board. It is disgusting to try to navigate through all of the crap.
by Notorious Chicka March 31, 2017
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Do not attempt to board the helicopter

an arabic man screaming about how attempting to board the helicopter will actually lead to the bombing of africa
"A medical helicopter will be extracting injured person, do not attempt to board the helicopter For your own safety,keep the area surrounding the medical tent clear for authorized personnel and those in need of medical attention. Keep passport with you at all times, if a border agent asks for your papers,be prepared to provide them. Parents... hold passport for children Clear the area,move behind the barricade as quickly as possible If you need medical attention... inform one of the border agents."
by dxcfgjkopl];[lkjhcvl;' March 3, 2021
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