unrequited bluetooth conversation 

When you think someone is talking to you, but they're really talking to someone over the bluetooth peice in their ear

"Hey Jenny guess what?"
"I had unrequited bluetooth conversation yesterday!"
"No way man."
"No like way, dude."

unrequited bluetooth conversation by Don'tlaughatme May 5, 2009

Mexican Bluetooth 

Duct tape used to tape a cell phone to the head of a mexican so a real bluetooth device is not necessary, which saves money that could be used to buy corona.

The gardener used his mexican bluetooth so he could talk on his phone, mow a lawn and drink a beer all at the same time.

Mexican Bluetooth by michael3737 February 20, 2009

Homeless Bluetooth

A homeless person talking to themselves looking like they're are speaking to someone on a bluetooth.

I think that homeless guy is talking to you.
No it's just homeless bluetooth.

Homeless Bluetooth by Slangem Dozier June 16, 2011

Phantom Bluetooth

The feeling that you still have a Bluetooth device in your ear after you have taken it out. This is typically due to extended wearing of said Bluetooth device.

(Man #1 reaches up towards his ear, feels around for a Bluetooth, then commences to scratch ear instead.)

Man #2: "Dude, is your ear feeling okay?"

Man #1: "Yeah, I thought my Bluetooth was making my ear itch. It turns out that Phantom Bluetooth was to blame!"

Phantom Bluetooth by MCBassGuitar October 18, 2013

Stereo bluetooth 

When one "whacks" their penis on both sides of their partner's face to the ear; leaving 2 prints like a Stereo Bluetooth headset.

Heistand got pretty drunk and was distributing BJs, when it was my turn I had to give him a stereo bluetooth so we would all have proof of his behaviour next day when he got sober.

Stereo bluetooth by MandingoTrump May 5, 2008

Sharia Bluetooth 

When an orthodox Muslim female utilizes her head scarf to hold her phone to her ear and mouth.

The only pairing going on in my car is an arranged marriage. I can make this call hands free thanks to my sharia bluetooth

Sharia Bluetooth by EggInThisTryinTime June 17, 2018

Ghetto Bluetooth

N. A phone (old school phone receiver) fastened to the user's head using some form of head-wear; in this case a head band.

My drunk-ass friend was walking around hands-free with his ghetto bluetooth

Ghetto Bluetooth by peaches14 February 10, 2010