Blue Balls

When the male balls puff up, turn blue, and hurts....Like Hell

hey dude did you get that hoe last night?

Yeah but she gave me blue balls.

by SuckMyToesDaddi February 20, 2018

blue balls

A term made up by men/boys with the intention of guilt-tripping women/girls into giving them an orgasm. No, this is not a medical condition. Yes, it can be uncomfortable and yes they will survive if they dont orgasm. Guys, women can feel the same thing if you bring them to the brink and then dont let them climax. Just because we dont have penises doesnt mean we cant get a form of "blue balls'.

"Oh baby, you have to finish me off or I'll get blue balls!"

by Luna214 August 20, 2007

Red, White and Blue Balls

What chuck norris gets instead of blue balls. This is becuase he the greatest American ever to live.

Look at those Red, White and Blue Balls, that girl Chuck was with last night must have been killed by his manliness before he was finished!

by iwwf September 10, 2008

blueballer

he who has the blueballs

B.B. is scared to jackoff so he is a blueballer

by chris and willy June 22, 2006

blue balls

(bl-eu:bal-lz) - noun - when a man is at the point of climax but the woman stop sucking his manhood (or winkle, winkie, peepee, johnjohn, etc.), and his cum (seamen, white stuff, etc.) falls back down to where it belongs. this often results in severe pain and anger for the man, and the woman ending up having an interesting story to tell her friends.

man 1: SHIT I HAVE BLUE BALLS! AHHHHH THE PAIN! DAMN BITCH!
man 2: damn, she didn't finish you off?! that sucks bro.

woman 1: EW his penis was sooooo small, so i started for a bit and got him going, but randomly got up and left him with blue balls :D
woman 2: ROTF! you bitch! hahhahahahahaha!

by abcdef aly January 3, 2008

blue balls

girls hate not cumming too just fyi, and whats the deal w men being so sensitive,. women give birth !!!! u guys just cant take any pain? and no a woman doesnt feel pain if she doesnt cum, its just really annoyin and were horny all day

when he cums waaaay too soon, even tho i was like just about too like in a second. blue balls

by ?iiiiiiiiiiiii December 14, 2009

blue balls

Ladies, don't let a guy convince you to sleep with him if he has this "condition." Honestly, it doesn't hurt that bad, and he can always sneak into the bathroom to jack off later. Guys can be such pussies if it means getting laid.

Blue balls make me LOL.

by Cassy Muffin-Pants March 19, 2007