A yankee bidet is created when you are taking a crap in a toilet and the impact of feces with the water causes it to splash back up in to your anus, similiar to a french bidet.
by Antron January 20, 2004
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My ass feels overly fresh after Brad pissed on my butt hole till it was clean after i shit into his gay bidet
by Wrongway bandit June 6, 2015
Get the Gay Bidet mug.The act of hand washing your ass with toilet water after you've taken a crap because you have no toilet paper. Flushing multiple times ensures a good final rinse.
Jim: What took you so long?
Billy: Those McEmployees forgot to to restock the tp so I had to use the cowboy bidet. Then I had to wait while I drip dried.
Billy: Those McEmployees forgot to to restock the tp so I had to use the cowboy bidet. Then I had to wait while I drip dried.
by Caasi March 12, 2008
Get the Cowboy Bidet mug.The splashing toilet of water onto the buttocks region as a side effect of initiating flush #1 of a double-flush maneuver; primarily due to an extraordinarily stinky or massive dump.
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Because Coors Light is cheaper than toilet paper, I've been using the Arizona Bidet technique to clean-out my ass.
by Marilyn Manchin April 6, 2020
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