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A yankee bidet is created when you are taking a crap in a toilet and the impact of feces with the water causes it to splash back up in to your anus, similiar to a french bidet.
*pushing groaning sounds, then a splash*..
"whoa.. I just got a yankee bidet!"
by Antron January 20, 2004
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