Bisexual 

A person who takes full advantage of the sexual playing field, I.E. they "go both ways". These individuals are generally happier and way funner to hang out with.

Benefits of such a life style are generally over looked however. In truth if you only "go one way", no matter what direction you swing, your only open to about 50% of all accessible humpage. Basically meaning that all the possible sex you could be having is cut in half. That's like someone taking half your paycheck and tossing it out a car window while driving through a black neighborhood (not racist, just saying).

drop your phony inhibitions and learn to love your fellow man...or WOman if it do please ya.

Guy 1: What’s life without a little diversity? What would a slice of prime rib be if it was not complimented by a baked n' buttered potato?
Guy 2: Huh?
Guy 1: I'm bisexual

Bisexual by Vinnyfrye April 24, 2009

bisexual 

likes both girls and boys no matter what sex

he likes dudes and chics so he must be bisexual

bisexual by emohugs March 30, 2007

Bisexual 

A disease that falls into the "LGBTQ+" family. Symptoms include the following: Cuffing jeans, rolling sleeves, not being able to sit properly in a chair, tucking in shirts, constantly crushing on one's best friend, owning plenty of unusual socks, and knowing all the lyrics to every Panic! At The Disco song. If you think you might have a case of Bisexual, please try to come out immediately.

"I'm Bisexual, please don't disown me. Thank you."

Bisexual by BisexualStrawberry;) September 30, 2020

bisexual 

1. a person that will engage in either a homosexual or heterosexual relationship. BUT THERE IS A PREFERENCE: having no preference at all is called pansexual. True bisexuals will go either way, but for the fact that they enjoy certain aspects of that gender (ex. penis, vagina...). pansexuals actually don't care at all and take no care in physical aspects, they only care about emotional. don't confuse the 2.

2. what bisexual isn't:

- over-sexed individuals looking to hump anything and EVERYTHING

- teenage girls that will make out with other girls so they can look "hot"

- whores (save a few of us)

-confused. there's a difference between being gay/lesbian/bisexual and being confused. teenagers just need to chillax...

1. "Hey, is he still going out with his girlfriend?"
"Nah, he dumped her for his new boyfriend."
"Is he gay?!"
"Nah, man, he's bisexual."

2. "Did you see her making out with that chick?!?!"
"Yeah and?"
"She's bi, dude! That's so fecking hot!"
"Dude, she's straight, and her desperate attempts are obviously working..."

bisexual by Call me Skeez May 22, 2009

bisexual 

A person who sticks their hands down someone's pants, and is happy with whatever they find.

(wife and husband aruging) ..
Husband: "You got it all wrong! I'm not seeing another woman, I'm seeing another man."
Wife: "Oh, I had no idea you were bisexual!"

bisexual by lianaa September 11, 2008

bisexual 

Where some one loves both genders

I'm bisexual

bisexual by bisexual and proud July 13, 2015

Bisexual 

The feel of attraction to both genders

Omg did u know i was Bisexual?

Bisexual by @w3$0m3 @f April 21, 2016