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bendie

Bendie plural bendies. Noun

A bent over selfie, normally done nude with the purposes of showing some ass/vaginal combo for full view.
Send me some nudes and it better be some good bendies, none of that modest stuff.
by unabridged army October 19, 2014
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banana bender

Alternate name for a resident of Queensland, Australia, where bananas grow and people with nothing better to do put a bend in them.
When I win the lottery I'm going to move to Queensland and become a banana bender.
by hinterland August 5, 2003
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Light-bender

A light-bender is a girl so fat that her gravitational pull could actually bend light.
"Man, I'm so fucking horny I could fuck a hole into a slab of granite."

"Well, if worse comes to worst there's a drunken light-bender over there. Look, you can read the sign that's behind her!"

"I guess that'll have to work."
by anonymous April 24, 2010
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what you say before doing the thug shaker or turbulence
"Where the bros at I'm tryna bend"

"Dude my grandma's right there what the fuck"
by dedeede June 3, 2023
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bend a fresh biscuit

To slay a goose (ie take a poo)
Get patches out of here before he bends a fresh biscuit on the conveyor belt.
by Turtle and Dano-the-Mano October 13, 2004
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boner bender

Billy: "You know I go crazy for gumballs man. Well, last easter, I found this egg-shaped piece of candy. I was pretty sure it was a gumball. When I bit into it, though, it was one of those fucking repulsive malt balls! My quaff was so loud that my neighbor called the cops. Those bastards at the malt ball factory always pull that shit."

Darrel: "Talk about a boner bender man. Let's go buy some gumballs"
by bjergen May 24, 2007
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fender-bender

minor car accident

The ¡®fender¡¯ refers to the part of the car¡¯s body that covers the tire.

In a ¡®fender-bender¡¯ there is some damage to a car, but not enough to make it impossible to drive.
I had a fender-bender this morning, so I've got to go to the auto shop.
by Choonik Kwon January 1, 2004
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