Bernie sanders

A guy who wears mittens and sits in a chair.

I'm surprised the bernie sanders definition wasn't flooded with memes already.

by udontknowmeidontknowu January 25, 2021

mike bernard

A washed up has been who believes their own bullshit

Oh look there goes a "Mike Bernard" struting down the gutter.

by get up on my level August 16, 2017

Colonel Claypool's Bucket of Bernie Brains

A kick ass band formed from 4 amazing men.
Colonel Claypool's: Les Claypool, also the best bassist in the WORLD. GOD.
Bucket: Buckethead (Jimi Hendrix?)
of Bernie: Bernie Worell. Wizard of Woo. BADASS
Brains: Brain, the drummer.

"DUDE I SAW C2B3 LIVE, THEY WERE SO FUCKING KICK ASS!"
"I want to have an orgy with C2B3!"
"Go buy C2B3 or you're not hardcore."

by Lindzko December 13, 2004

bernie

The main definition is DEAD.

nat: Dude see that dead green rotting pussy over there..it's a bernie :|

there goes the end of my wet dream

by NADAANTHENDOFDREAMS May 3, 2010

Bernie

Sending information late, taking last second to do anything. being lazy, like weekend at bernie`s, only works on his own time with music,.

This guy at work is always pulling a Bernie.. I bernie-ed last night when i was suppost to clean the kitchen when my Mom was on the way home.

by The 0 Jackel 0 September 7, 2013

gutted bernard

What you say to somebody when something unfortunate happens to them.

When you just lost your cab fare home down the toilet.

or

You've just spilled a whole drink on your packet of fags.

you say gutted bernard in a loud annoying voice

by Jayne Catchpole August 30, 2007

Bernardsville

A small town in somerset county with a surprisingly useful town with multiple grocery stores, eating places, and just random shit. Home to the crappiest movie theatre. Ever. The train station will usually have multiple mexicans waiting to be picked up for construction jobs, and the town is divided into two parts. The mountain is covered with some of the richest people in jersey, including 50 Cent, Mike Tyson, and Mark Ecko (the guy who bought barry bonds ball). The other half, on the other side of 202, is "little paraguay" which his full of relatively poor to middle class people. The rich people attend Delbarton, Seton Hall, Gill, or any other private school of their choice. The residents of little paraguay, and the mexicans in the apartments somehow make up one of the best public schools in NJ (who knew?). There are no jews. Absolutely none. The town is pathetic, and everyone in it knows, but we accept it and learn to love it. You know Lenny's is the best pizza around, and don't listen to anyone who has anything else to say. You like the old, drunk-filled station restaurant instead of the new high class one. The Bernards inn is the most expensive place to eat. You've never gone, and your parents go only for the most important occasions. The new starbucks is sick, but port city java was better. You know bagel bin is where early morning breakfast is at, or anytime you're feeling a bacon, egg, and cheese. People migrate from harding, basking ridge, and bedminster to shop in bernardsville, although they hate to admit what a ghetto ass town it is. The bernardsville food store. Haha. Anyway, that's bernardsville, and although we're mostly rich and spoiled you know its where its at.

Person 1: Where do you live?

Person 2: Bernardsville

Person 1: Oh you're spoiled. And rich.

Person 2: Yeah, but my town is the shit. And so am I.

Person 1: Truth.

by BVille G September 25, 2008