Belgium

A perfectly innocent if slightly dull European country

Belgium seems like a Belgium to me.

by Moosemilkowen June 12, 2022

Belgium Tip

Another way of tipping your waitress. Instead of giving her money you puke as an alternative payment.

Nico didn’t have any money so he gave the waitress a Belgium tip instead to show his appreciation of her service.

by AWO Course 2017 November 16, 2017

Belgium surprise

When randomly, in the act of intercourse, a man switches his dong out for a Belgium sausage.

Marshall gave his girl the night of her life when he gave her a Belgium surprise.

by gmoneyslaps April 22, 2023

belgium pancake

Your ass is so fat that you got to use panorama to get the whole thing in a photo

Andre: Yo Diara got that Belgium pancake!
Mike: Ya I know! She gotta use panorama to get a pic of it
Andre: Damn straight! I'd tear that shit up in a minute

by Flaming jay March 9, 2015

Belgium

Belgium a country who is part of the Benelux and the European Union bordering Luxembourg, France, Germany and the Netherlands. It was formed in 1830 25 Augustus

It is know for surviving the biggest disasters of the world: ww1 ww2 and the Cold War

It is also know for the highest tax on work and for there Belgian waffles
And fries

There government is ridiculous
I can’t even explain it
Speaking about there government

They hold a world record of 541 days with no government

American guy: Wow It’s so cool that France invented french fries
Belgian guy: What!? You’re kidding right? We invented fries.
American guy: No way! Why are they called french fries then!
Belgian guy: We invented these!
American guy: kills Belgian guy*
1 week later
American guy: WOAH these fries are delicious!

French guy: yeah you’re lucky Belgium invented them.
American guy: Oh-oh

by Beneluxlover February 28, 2021

Belgium threesome

Having sexual intercourse with your wife and girlfriend simultaneously.

I can't believe you convinced your wife into a Belgium threesome. That's crazy!

by Zctr December 8, 2024