six beers to queer

When someone is on the verge of being homosexual or has homosexual tendencies they may be called six beers to queer. After they consume that much alcohol they are likely to show interest in members of the same sex.

Ryan is six beers to queer. He gets drunk and likes to suck dick.

by James1979 August 18, 2006

beersweat

The typical sweat one experiences after drinking a few too many beers the night before.

Also the name of a crossover grunge band with trance influences.

"the beersweat stench was unbearable"

by Matthijs-1 March 8, 2008

Beertokens

cash to be placed in a short term investment. if the investment matures well the investor can expect a rapid return in the form of getting utterly wankered and shagging some bint usually in Woolworth's doorway whilst holding a kebab

Big Al won a monkey on the gee gees so he had enough Beertokens to get us all completely trousered that night.

by neilyboy March 6, 2008

Beertastrophe

1) Any accident or act of terrorism/vandalism that results in the destruction of perfectly good beer.

2) A mishap in the homebrewing of beer that results in a ruined batch.

3) Any mass-produced crap-beer like Coors, Bud, Miller, Heineken, Guinness, etc.

Dude, sorry you dropped your twelver. That was a total beertastrophe.

by helamonster April 28, 2011

plow the beets

When a man hits a woman's breasts so hard that they become red, and then places his penis between the breasts and tit-fucks her.

Cindy: "So Bill, what did you get me for my birthday?"
Bill: "Nothing, but I can plow the beets."
Cindy: "Oh Bill, I've always wanted to have my beets plowed!"

by Barney F October 24, 2009

Ninja Beers

Little cups of wobbly pop that are sold for insanely low prices at bars on select evenings. Ninja beers sneak up behind you very quietly until BYAHHHHHH....they knock you out cold.

Ninja Beers
"How much are the little guys?"
"a dollar"
"a dollar?? give me five...(ten...fifteen...thirty seven)"
"are you sure?"
"dont you tell me what im capable of drinking"
"oook here you go"
"thanks hot bar lady"

........at this point the Ninja Beer Ninjas are surrounding you waiting for you to drop your guard for the split second they need.....

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBYAH!

...you wake up 15 hours later outside planet pizza.

by Bhat September 30, 2006

Beets Me Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a specialized burger served with beets!

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Beets Me Burger, it comes with beets!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 12, 2018