beer

An alcoholic beverage composed mostly of barley, hops and water that makes you intoxicated when you drink enough

beer is gross.

by wendy lane May 23, 2003

beer

An alcoholic beverage with a similar taste and aromatic qualities to cat piss. For some unknown reason people seem to subject themselves to pints of it at a time. Should only be drunk my masochists and force fed to prisoners.

To find out just how bad beer can taste try some Tennants.

by Beerlover April 9, 2006

BEER

dj gs68 is telling a load of cock-and-bull a litre of beer a day helps PREVENT heart disease and is just as effective in preventing heart attacks than wine is maybe more.

a litre of beer a day keeps the doctors away.

by Brother Number One October 12, 2003

Beers

Unbelievably,this is the singular of beer!(if spoken by gerry)

Yo conors, d'ya want a beers?

Three beer, two beer, one Beers

by Kunstable August 7, 2007

beer

What breaks up familes. What caused my dad to die. Beer=hell. It tastes like fucking poop!

Mom: hey guess what?
Me: What?
Mom: Your dad is dead
Me: WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?
mom: He was drinking too much beer again and...

by Bayle December 9, 2007

beer

the magnificent drink that keeps us between hard liquor and chick or 2

you drink beer in a strike out (bong hit slam beer shot of 151 then let out bong hit)

by budsmoker420 March 10, 2009

beer

A nasty tasting beverage that fucks up the brain and causes people to be ill and act abnormal

Why would you want to drink beer? It tastes like shit

by lunar shadows December 21, 2004