barmp

hit with an attitude

someone cut me off so I barmped my horn at
him

by Greg December 31, 2004

red baron

-Manfred Von Richtofen. One of the greatest WW1 aces, Flew a blood red Fokker Tri-plane with the Iron Cross painted on the side. Shot down over 80 Allied aircraft.

-When a girl is having her period.

OH NOOOOO! Run for your lives, men! The red baron is flying into town!

by Dennisisevil October 24, 2005

army-barmy

Army-barmy is when a squaddie is so obsessed and in love with the army and military things in general that his entire life revolves around being cammed up,ops,and generally ready to mangle,strangle,stab,shoot or shag anything or anyone, with, and possibly without, a pulse.Not just being content to keep these awe-inspiring facts to himself he will persist in droning on for hours and hours about his impressive knowledge of the martial art thus boring shitless his family,friends and neighbours.The ROYAL MARINES and the PARA-REG are famous for this affliction.

My brother became army-barmy after joining the guards,his wife once told me (after we'd being shagging one day)that even on their honey-moon he'd insist on inspecting her feet for blisters before bed and in the morning he'd wake her up with bucket of cold water and an enthousiastic "Hands off cocks, on socks!"

by Steve CHUTER November 27, 2006

barfomatic

Something to make you metaphorically or literally barf.

I tried to be a jet fighter pilot, but those jet fighters are barfomatic! I filled my face helmet with vomit and quit the program ASAP.

by Chuck Morris May 31, 2006

Burger Baron

The greatest god damn burger shop in the whole fucking world. Nothing you have ever tasted, as far as burgers are concerned, will ever compare to the delicious amazing "soft but crispy" greatness of the Burger Baron Patty. The Restaurant is only a small business that is found in Edmonton, but there is one small store found in Kelowna. The buns are prepared in unconventional ways, using a "secret" sauce (mustard, ketchup, relish, and... well im not quite sure...) and it is guarantied to make your mouth water every time someone even mentions the name "Burger Baron".

Raymond: "Hey, you wanna get some Burger Baron tonight?"
Smith: "You fucking know it, that shit is the best!"

by Solidsmith May 26, 2009

Noah Baron

The hottest man alive.

If only I could f**k Noah Baron.

by awkward teenager August 17, 2011

badome

To Do oneself; Usually said as a response towards a stupid answer, making fun of someone, of something you wouldn't do;

My hair looks so nice today.
Response : Badome with that one.

I want to go to the mall.
Response: BADOME

by Steven Longobardi, John Depaolo December 5, 2007