Her: How do you like your eggs?
You: Barnyard egg style
Her: Huh?
You: Freshly laid baby. Get back in bed.
Her: How do I look?
You: Like a barnyard egg, freshly laid!
You: Barnyard egg style
Her: Huh?
You: Freshly laid baby. Get back in bed.
Her: How do I look?
You: Like a barnyard egg, freshly laid!
by Little Smokey December 25, 2007
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He is in a TV show that brainwashes little kids into thinking that the world is perfect and that everything can be fixed by singing a simple song that would cause most great musicians to commit suicide or smoke drugs(If they haven't so already)
Barney is also the reason why parents should never leave their kid unattended to watch it. Barney is also the reason why dinosaurs went extinct.
In conclusion, don't watch Barney, Your brain will melt because of it.
He is in a TV show that brainwashes little kids into thinking that the world is perfect and that everything can be fixed by singing a simple song that would cause most great musicians to commit suicide or smoke drugs(If they haven't so already)
Barney is also the reason why parents should never leave their kid unattended to watch it. Barney is also the reason why dinosaurs went extinct.
In conclusion, don't watch Barney, Your brain will melt because of it.
by Cataclypsa July 25, 2007
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Barnard College is a school affiliated with Columbia University. It is a girls-only, artsy school in New York City.
Someone who goes to Barnard will graduate with a degree from Columbia University.
The school is noted for its political science department.
Someone who goes to Barnard will graduate with a degree from Columbia University.
The school is noted for its political science department.
MA2: Didn't you go to Columbia University?
MA3: Technically, I went to Barnard. But I have a degree from Columbia.
MA3: Technically, I went to Barnard. But I have a degree from Columbia.
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