up shit's creek in a barbed-wire canoe

In serious trouble. Typically Australian version of "up the creek without a paddle."

When I reached for my credit card and found it was gone, I understood I was up shit's creek in a barbed-wire canoe.

by octopod August 25, 2004

a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire

a means of descibing something horrendously ugly or disgusting.

"Woo, she's uglier than a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire."

by Ariluto April 30, 2006

looks like a hog's ass sewed up with barbed wire

A poor design or something that is in bad shape.

That car looks like a hog's ass sewed up with barbed wire!

by MasterMMMaster Blkasteras February 7, 2020

Barb

Barb is a protagonist of a hoss or Fudd. Her existence serves in any plane of relationship from living, divorced, or dead to advance the hoss/Fudd storyline given to mock the hoss/Fudd being made fun of. She will enable hawg cranking, hates liberholes, despises grass clibbins that may force her hoss/Fudd to haddalyerdown.

Barb gonna be pissed at the liberhole neighbor blowing clibbins

by Barb was 30 January 14, 2024

barb king

A male version of a barb queen from CoC.

My barb king was flung by a spring trap.

by yeeyeemypp November 13, 2019

Barbs Drag House

Barbs Drag House is the best group chat that was ever made on twitter, they survived multiple raids and still the baddest.

“Oh have you heard of Barbs Drag House?”“Yeah I wanna join.”

by MAESBIGGESTFANN November 21, 2020

Barb Time

An arbitrary measurement of time that relates in no way to the actual passing of time. A minimum of double the amount of specified time.

Person 1: “Didn’t {person} say they were only going to be an hour? They left three hours ago!
Person 2: “Yeah, they’re running on Barb time”

by Feeling Ethiopian December 28, 2019