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up shit's creek in a barbed-wire canoe

In serious trouble. Typically Australian version of "up the creek without a paddle."
When I reached for my credit card and found it was gone, I understood I was up shit's creek in a barbed-wire canoe.
by octopod August 25, 2004
mugGet the up shit's creek in a barbed-wire canoemug.

a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire

a means of descibing something horrendously ugly or disgusting.
"Woo, she's uglier than a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire."
by Ariluto April 30, 2006
mugGet the a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wiremug.

barb wired

when you put two figers and twist them up a ladies vagina
I barb wired montanna and she told me it hurt.
by tttaaayyylllooorrrryyyoooo April 11, 2010
mugGet the barb wiredmug.

Barb Called

When Barb calls it is simply another name for the act of vomiting, puking, upchucking, barfing, throwing up and the many other names.
Barbs call originated in Indiana. It occurred when a young boy told him mother in the morning that he had barfed last night, and in response the mother mistaken his statement that "barb had called last night". So you better hope you don't get barbs call anytime soon!
Last Night I went out to the bars with my buddy for his bachelor party, regardless to say we went a little to hard and barb called me that night i didn't feel too good in the morning.
by YoungKebbles September 15, 2010
mugGet the Barb Calledmug.

Barbing out

When you don’t know when to stop talking and continue to make a situation more awkward/uncomfortable for yourself and all parties involved by rambling and having no filter
The guy was trying to ask her out on a date and she proceeded to “Barb out” until he walked away.

Someone go rescue her from that conversation. She’s “Barbing out” right now.
by Bglidden September 18, 2022
mugGet the Barbing outmug.

Barb Time

An arbitrary measurement of time that relates in no way to the actual passing of time. A minimum of double the amount of specified time.
Person 1: “Didn’t {person} say they were only going to be an hour? They left three hours ago!
Person 2: “Yeah, they’re running on Barb time”
by Feeling Ethiopian December 28, 2019
mugGet the Barb Timemug.

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