mexican water balloon

Shitting into a condom, tying it off and beating someone with it.

She pissed me off so much, I slapped her with a mexican water balloon while she was sleeping.

by omega man 72 January 14, 2017

new jersey air balloon

When a gay man farts inside another gay mans penis, forcing air down his shaft and pumping up his prostate like a hot air balloon.

That was the best new jersey air balloon I've ever had.

by sheriffffirehs September 8, 2019

Good thing I found a Magic Balloon

An expression for when you find an opportunity or object that is convenient along with useful.

Guy 1: We have nothing to eat! Without help, we'll starve!
Guy 2: (sees something to eat) Good thing I found a Magic Balloon!

by It's a stone Ruigi May 5, 2018

New Orleans Water Balloon

This is when you pull apart a women's ass and then pee inside it, filling it like a water balloon.

I sure want to give that girl a New Orleans Water Balloon

by Tomrizi1 November 10, 2010

balconette

A bra that pushes your boobs up and out so they look like they are spilling over.

That girl is wearing a balconette bra. Her cup run-ith over.

by sprizee January 28, 2005

Ballon d'Or

FIFA Best player of the year award

He is the best player in the world.
He won Ballon d'Or.

by Matejix August 22, 2016

Rusty Hot Air Balloon

When a guy can't get his dick hard, he sets one ass cheek on the couch and one cheek off, and has a women/man blow warm air in his asshole, to make his dick rise.

See description.

Warren was with such a fucking beast that she had to give him a Rusty Hot Air Balloon to make his dick hard.

by Warren G-unit January 21, 2013