Remote Balling

the act of an individual who is deployed or at a very long distance from home who has women fawning after them on social media, text, or phone call. This individual gets laid as soon as they return home which could be the same exact day.

Person A: "I heard Andy is remote balling from the desert. I hear all of the girls from his home town want to get their hands on him when he returns!"
Person B: "When he returns, he will be breast stroking through a sea of vag."

by filthyg. August 22, 2014

Snore-balling

When you hang your balls into the mouth of a snoring friend and get-off on the rythmic vibration.

Dude I couldn't sleep because you where at it resperating like a chainsaw, so I started snore-balling your muppet mouth.

by jamie_circul8 March 14, 2015

value-balling

When an individual seeks to find value in every purchase he or she makes, he or she is value-balling

Le Snaks were on sale - $2 for a 6 pack, so I bought eight of them. Value-BALLING!

by QBGuy May 27, 2015

bro balling

The act of air humping in a male friends personal space to make him freak out. Usually done by two or more guys.

Dude, Ryan deserves a good Bro Balling.

by Yahn Upsydurhead January 1, 2016

Third balling

When a guy wipes back to front by accident and gets a turd stuck to his balls

Turk: I was wondering what that smell was for hours, found out I was third balling

by Dontneednone January 24, 2017

skee balling

When some one cums in their own mouth, then spits it into a cup and try’s again

I was skee balling so hard last night I still have the taste in my mouth!

by BobOctorok December 1, 2017

Crystal Balling

When a talking point is purely a baseless prediction rather than an actual argument. Named after the mythological fortune-telling crystal ball.

P1: "Waiting for the comments accusing you of being racist"
P2: "Well you'll be waiting a long time then. Stop crystal balling."

by ȥZ_GɾιɳɠυS_Zȥ July 9, 2021