A child who is conceived because there was nothing good on TV that night and the parents were bored.
I don't have cable- so my first son is a Boob Tube Baby I blame it on the show "Charles in Charge". My second son was a sponge failure.
by DOTK December 5, 2012
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Boone's Farm wine is known to make girls go wild and to pick the first guy they see to go ride bare back with.
"last night Katie drink a bottle of Boone's Farm and went from up tight girl to trailer park chick in less then 15 min and then she hooked up with a nasty old german guy named Rich that smells funny ands going bald, and now she has a Boone's Farm baby and lives in a trailer."
by goddambats July 29, 2006
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by Mochithecat October 15, 2018
Get the Booty baby mug.Babies with large buttocks with a thick layer of peanut butter covering their entire body who constantly steal yo man.
Safety Instructions:
-Always keep securely contained. If you do not do so it will easily escape your watch and steal yo man
-Do not make eye contact. If you do the BBPBBB will be able to enter your soul and eat away at your humanity until there's nothing left but peanut butter. Then it will steal yo man
-If you must, only ever feed it battery acid and peanut butter. Anything else will cause it to spontaneously combust, blowing up a 10 block radius, killing you and everyone around you. Then it will steal yo man, if he wasn't blownup of course.
How to kill it:
-Be single. It will die of disappointment.
-Feed it almond butter instead of peanut butter. It will become so enraged that it will kill itself
Please, if you spot a big booty peanut butter baby bitch and wanna keep yo man, do not engage.
Safety Instructions:
-Always keep securely contained. If you do not do so it will easily escape your watch and steal yo man
-Do not make eye contact. If you do the BBPBBB will be able to enter your soul and eat away at your humanity until there's nothing left but peanut butter. Then it will steal yo man
-If you must, only ever feed it battery acid and peanut butter. Anything else will cause it to spontaneously combust, blowing up a 10 block radius, killing you and everyone around you. Then it will steal yo man, if he wasn't blownup of course.
How to kill it:
-Be single. It will die of disappointment.
-Feed it almond butter instead of peanut butter. It will become so enraged that it will kill itself
Please, if you spot a big booty peanut butter baby bitch and wanna keep yo man, do not engage.
Guy: Whoa dude? Why is peanut butter leaking from every hole in your body? KInda hot ngl.
Other guy: I kidnapped some big booty peanut butter baby bitches and forgot avoid eye contact
Guy: Oh you fuckin idiot. This is 101 cmon how could you forget?
Other guy: I know, I know. Wait! Behind you!
Guy: AaAAAaaAAhHAHhHHAHah
Other guy: goddamit it stole my man
Other guy: I kidnapped some big booty peanut butter baby bitches and forgot avoid eye contact
Guy: Oh you fuckin idiot. This is 101 cmon how could you forget?
Other guy: I know, I know. Wait! Behind you!
Guy: AaAAAaaAAhHAHhHHAHah
Other guy: goddamit it stole my man
by 00milky_loaf00 May 2, 2022
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Ya know, you could ACTUALLY have something wrong with you, ya booster baby.
Listen booster baby, I’ve got real problems — like where I’m gonna come up with $1,000 for child support next month!
Listen booster baby, I’ve got real problems — like where I’m gonna come up with $1,000 for child support next month!
by Fudge On A Frankfurter November 16, 2022
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