flaming anus spontaniously combusting and bursting into flames as he jumped off the cliff

One of the coolest things to say when you and your friends are bored to hell and they don't expect it.

Dude 1: Man! flaming anus spontaniously combusting and bursting into flames as he jumped off the cliff!
Dude 2: Cool!
Dude 3: Awesome!

by Yargengee October 18, 2006

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And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more

What you say at the end of a lame story, or during an awkward silence. Can be used instead of "and then I found 20 dollars" or "and that's why you never milk an ostrich"

Alana: So... I was walking yesterday, and I saw a llama. He looked at me, and then he fell asleep. So I went home because I was tired. And then I went to sleep. When I woke up it was 7:00 so I went to school

Amy:...

Alana: And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more

by TheGreatKateWeatherMachine May 31, 2011

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burst

When one explodes at a bam up by ones colleagues.

Such as losing at noms, and refusing to admit it a fair game.

"Cheating at the noms. That's no right"
"Pure bursting like fuck at that bam up"
"Naw you're a dick!"

"You 'burst' like fuck at that bam up"

by Theburster March 29, 2022

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