Bonk and Clunk

The noise that is made when someone gets hit over the head with an object, and falls to the ground.

Stop beating your wife with that frying pan, I can't stand that bonk and clunk nonsense.

by CheesyMcCheeseMan December 20, 2020

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Bonk Lord

A really suicidal person who makes death jokes, probably in a boat zone. This person will also not be suicidal in any way shape or form, they say they are, but they have a really good life ahead of them.

"Man, you're a real Bonk Lord if you know what I'm saying!"

"That guys a real Bonk Lord."

by Construct April 30, 2022

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Bonk issue

A publication that is filled with "it is what it is" content

A good example of a Bonk issue is Volume 21 number 3

by AHarv February 25, 2008

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Bonk medic

A tf2 playstyle created by Array Seven, it's a strategy used to distract and/or block the enemy team. This strategy is mostly used in payload/payload race maps. You simply have to be the medic with the default medigun on the attacking team. before the round starts, build up your übercharge and when the gates open flash it and run past the enemy. Your enemy should either chase you or ignore you. If they follow you, lead them far away so your team can push the cart. If they ignore you, you can stab or shoot them from behind (Array Seven reccomends the Blutsauger for primary and the bonesaw/solemn vow for melee). But beware, as you will probably die when using this tactic.

Red heavy: what the hell is a medic doing, using uber then running towards us?
Bonk medic: follow me, idiots!
*assasinates them with a bonesaw and syringes*
*realises his whole team is dead*
Bonk medic: Shit.

by Thelegitimatewin April 19, 2015

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