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Clammy Bollock

When a man takes the one long step over and over to try and unscramble his balls
Oh for fucks sake lad , you got clammy bollock!
by anonymous August 13, 2021
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Spaghetti Bollock Naked

When you go to an Italian nudist retreat
"Me and my wife went to go get Spaghetti Bollock Naked, little underrated in my opinion"
by MILFord Keynes March 12, 2022
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billy bollock ball

when someone cuts you up in traffic “YOU BILLY BOLLOCK BALL!”
by camelot ._. September 9, 2022
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Multi-Bollock

Somebody that has more than two testicles. This means 3 or more, limited to 258. If a multi-bollock exceeds 258 testicles then it needs to be referred to the HSE. (UK)
Christ almighty! I finished football today and could've sworn I'd seen a multi-bollock in the showers. I counted five but felt uncomfortable in counting further. We did win the game though.
by Busspass February 12, 2023
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left bollock people

'Left Bollock Person' is a term that describes someone who is a dreg of society.

This is usually someone who is socially unpleasant and abrasive, quick to confrontation, lacks intelligence and shows signs of genuine mental incapacity, have low regard for personal hygiene, and can have a close and visible relationship with drugs or alcohol made apparent by a lack of teeth, thin or ratty hair and or prematurely wrinkled skin among other deformities.

Left bollock people can be found in non-classy establishments, including but not limited to; dive bars/dingy pubs, job centres, council estates, public transport hubs and highstreets.

It is important to note that while left bollock people are mostly found in low income areas, not all people in low income areas are left bollock people.
I went to that pub in the other end of town last night, it was filled with left bollock people. If I had a quid for every tooth in that building I'd have a tenner.

Walked through the dodgy estate before, saw a couple left bollock people in their scrotty dressing gowns having a screaming match.

I wish all the left bollock people in the high street would clear off and shoot up elsewhere.
by leftbollockman May 15, 2024
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sweating like a bollock

Feeling extremely hot, typically in high summer when weather is particularly oppressive.
I’m sweating like a bollock
by SwissMinty March 19, 2024
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Cute as Pussy Bollock

When something is so adorable it reminds you of every cute genitalia you've ever seen, it is used to describe anythong even your mum's new airfryer
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you got your hair done, that cute as pussy bollock
by CatDog2465 February 25, 2026
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