Ironing board booty

A very flat bottom. One you could almost iron a shirt on.

Damn, she got that ironing board booty

by D4/^1d July 28, 2015

Disinformation Governance Board

A board headed by Nina Jankowicz, equivalent to the ministry of truth as described by George Orwell in 1984

The disinformation governance board was supposed to have been run by Stalin. Not Nina Jankowicz.

by Sexydimma May 2, 2022

above board

If things are done above board, they are carried out in a legal and proper manner.

"He didn't do anything improper; it was all above board."

by jackhm May 25, 2006

liver board

An auto-erotic accessory composed of a liver (preferably still warm from the recently-euthanized livestock) affixed (nailed, stapled) to a wooden plank with a hole carved into it. A makeshift orifice is sliced through the liver, and a "hillbilly" copulates with the organ. The board provides a rigid frame for satisfactory penetration and withdrawal.

Risks include social stigma, tetanus, splinters, crotch rot, and inclusion in the subject matter of a mind-scarring podcast (see Uncle Deercamp).

Ed: Wow...you slept with that fugly cum dumpster?
Bill: Yeah, well, it was better than jack-pounding a liver board.
Ed: Are you sure about that?

by MSMStud October 25, 2007

mexican diving board

When a person does a line of cocaine off an erect penis.

Caitlin did a mexican diving board off Mr Lock's dick!

by mrlock March 27, 2009

boosted board

Boosted boards are powerful, lightweight electric longboards that are fun to ride and perfect for the last mile of your commute

Casey Neistat rides his boosted board along the West Side Highway in New York City while flying a drone above the Hudson River!

by CrakkerJakk November 15, 2016

across the board

the same amount of something applying to everyone evenly within a certain group.

I heard the pay at this company is a g-note a week, across the board...that true man?

by hipster November 18, 2004