Derp

a totally ridiculous person who abbreviates all their words and says that they have a ghat. popular sayings are nahnahnahnah and wanna die? Derps tend to live in basking ridge. subjects often say wheres ma ghat? they will also ask for qual rides to chip after prac whichs translates to quality ride to chipotle after practice. a list of common abbreviations are garb = garbage, ridic= ridiculous, imposs= impossible, ment= mental

Ridge Hockey Team, Derp Dan

by nyjets28 January 19, 2011

derp

A comment, somewhat incoherent and illogical, that attempts to sound profound. Often a symptom of Obama Derangement Syndrome.

Politician: "Our opponent...is someone who sees America, it seems, as being so imperfect, imperfect enough, that he's palling around with terrorists who would target their own country. "

Sensible Viewer: "That is some considerable derp."

by Nebulious June 20, 2010

derps

boobies that are lopsided or have unaligned nipples

Hayley Williams, Edward Cullen, and Taylor all have derps.

by underpy August 12, 2010

Derp

The action of pure randomness and retardation.

Guy 1: My entire family just died!!!!
Guy 2:..........derp!

by itzadolfin!! May 10, 2011

Derp

Indicating retardation in both speech and thought; incomprehensible guttoral sounds intended as English predominantly spoken in the South. See also Southern Accent

Southerner: "Derp-de-DERP! Twang, twannnggg......"

Northerner: "WTF did he just say???"

Southerner: "Derp-de-DOOOO!!! Heheheh!"

Northerner: "Fuck it, I'll find I-95 on a map. Thanks anyway."

by Buck_Turgidson October 05, 2010

Derp

When you don't know what you're doing, or will do.

GF: What are you doing?
BF: *at home, doing nothing*:Derping it
Gf: Ok, well let me know when you're finished cleaning.
BF*thinking*: Dumb Bitch...She's gonna clean it.

by gigamar February 02, 2012

derpes

A degenerate disease caused by being in the presence of ugly bitches. Known symptoms include an uncontrollable desire not to fuck, and to have quite imaginative and horrifyingly disgusting visual presence, generally involving something unimaginably repulsive to the nasty-ass, uninfected partner.

Nasty bitch #1: Are you going to fuck me or not?
Normal dude: Actually, I can't. I've just been diagnosed with derpes. I've got these gross pus-filled boils on my shaft.

Some time later…

Nasty bitch #2: Can we fuck now?
Normal dude: I can't, I've got derpes. Highly contagious. My dick oozes nasty goop when it's near pussy. Doc says I've gotta stay away from women, and try to be gay for a while.

by Derpes saves lives! August 19, 2012