a man who suffers from male pattern baldness in the worst way. the bald paolo may simply refuse to acknowledge the fact that he has no hair and will even attempt to grow and style it regardless of the harsh reality.
"my god, have you seen bald paolo recently? he claims to have grown a full head of hair! its just a skullet!"
by 123 jerk May 12, 2009
Guy1 :Do you see that guy getting up in that yr 7's face
Guy2 :Let's leave before the bald guy sees us
Guy1: Ok
Guy2 :Let's leave before the bald guy sees us
Guy1: Ok
by baldy45 November 08, 2011
by BobsRobbo June 21, 2010
by RacerXrulz5 February 14, 2008
If someone is getting on your nerves and you don’t want to cuss them off, you call them a “bald mango.” This term first originated from “Hamilton in a nutshell act 1” when Hamilton called Gorge Washington a bald mango.
Your friend Joe keeps stealing your pencil. Since you are a child of Jesus you don’t want to cuss him off so you turn around and say: “Joe, stop being so annoying you bald mango”
Another example is: “Joe is so slimy he looks like a bald mango”
Another example is: “Joe is so slimy he looks like a bald mango”
by Ugly peach April 28, 2018
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A Rasta label for one who is too caught up with the evil system—Babylon. Also is anyone who is a non-dreadlocks; usually white people.
by Miguel April 13, 2004