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Sick Bastard
A sick bastard is the worst type of person. Sick bastards enjoy putting IcyHot on toilet seats, giving unwanted love taps, and usually run in pairs.
"What sick bastards would do such a thing? You know there has to be two of them! One of them is probably wearing glasses and the other is probably wearing a hat."
Sick Bastard by _Secret Weapon April 28, 2013
cheating bastard
The most fucked up boy in the world. Someone who says he'll love you forever and ever, says you're his world, the only one. Then you find him fucking a dumb pink-lipsticked blond.
" wow, Will cheated on his pregnant girlfriend."
" I AM his girlfriend."
" Oh. Cheating bastard..."
BEST SONG FOR WHEN SOMEONE CHEATS YOU;
Love, Hate, Love by Alice in Chains.
" You told me I'm the only one...Innocence creates my hell...try to understand me, little girl..."
" I AM his girlfriend."
" Oh. Cheating bastard..."
BEST SONG FOR WHEN SOMEONE CHEATS YOU;
Love, Hate, Love by Alice in Chains.
" You told me I'm the only one...Innocence creates my hell...try to understand me, little girl..."
cheating bastard by don't lie to me. August 9, 2009
Ugly Bastard
A recurring stereotype in hentai. It takes the form of an ugly, fat, unclean, or in general unpleasing male who will share an adult sceneario with the usually younger/vulnerable female lead, most likely in an abusive or degrading way that defines him as a bastard.
Artist: I'm gonna draw a super cute girl, with the big ol' titties, great eyes, pale skin, some blush and pouty lips fucked and going all ahgao by the fattest, smelliest Ugly Bastard
Ugly Bastard by Tequila Joseph March 12, 2018
lars frederiksen and the bastards
tottaly hardcore punk band includes the guitarist lars frederksen from the also amzing but not as hardcore punk band rancid some of their best songs are ''wine and roses'', ''to have not have'' and''mainlining muder'' wich has a contravesial video where they beat up a dead corpse scary but good if you are not easlaly offended
lars frederiksen and the bastards by ashdude July 25, 2008
Magnificent Bastard
A Magnificent Bastard (MB) is someone who is all about unpretentious whiskey knowledge, all kinds of whiskey everywhere, they are about shenanigans, from dad-jokes to salty memes. They learn, they share, they shenanigan. To find a Magnificent Bastard in the wild, you will need to ask someone "How do you Whiskey?" A Magnificent Bastard will reply "With Magnificence"
Magnificent Bastard by A truly Magnificent Bastard July 5, 2019
Hairy Japanese Bastards
Used to describe rabbits, although we will never know whether the phrase has any significance whatsoever, or whether it is simply a drunken outburst.
Used by Father Jack Hackett (played by Frank Kelly) in the comedy "Father Ted" to describe a plague of rabbits that has descended on the household. In a scene, Jack wakes up to see the room full of rabbits and looking what is a mixture of surprised, shocked and angry mutters Hairy Japanese Bastards!. It must be remembered that Jack is almost constantly under strong influence of alcohol.
Hairy Japanese Bastards by Daniel Johnston May 4, 2006