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you got basted

It when the baser touches something smelly or gross Like your foot or some other body part normally not discovered ect. And then brushes the other person normally wife or girlfriend in face front and back with your hand while saying "you got basted."

prefix may be used "oooooo you got basted"

the basting can be blocked by the victim, if the victim can block one or more of the brush strokes the the actor must "re-dip" or the basting does not count
prefix may be used "oooooo you got basted"
by nickv12 July 24, 2011
mugGet the you got bastedmug.

Black Boy Basted/Blasted

the equivalent of White Boy Wasted, but less hard.
Juan: The party this weekend is going to be crazy! I’m gonna get hella white boy wasted.
Tyler: I wish I could, but my parents are gonna be home and are gonna be waiting for me. I’m just gonna get black boy basted/blasted, so they don’t suspect anything.
by ohsooriginal June 23, 2019
mugGet the Black Boy Basted/Blastedmug.
When you're really looking forward to some anal action, but realize that you're all out of water based lubricant. Out of necessity you turn to melted butter and generously baste your penis in preparation for sweet ass lovin'.
M: Did you get some back door action last night broseph?
S: Yeah but I was all out of Astroglide so I ended up basting her turkey in a dutch oven! She was so aroused by the sweet smell of butter and ass juice that she sucked me dry afterward.
M: *fist bump*
by moosir2u September 22, 2011
mugGet the Basting Her Turkey in a Dutch Ovenmug.

Baste

Baste
That’s baste
by anonymous January 31, 2022
mugGet the Bastemug.

Frumpkin Basting

When a man ejaculates on the face of a frumpy girl.
I went out last night frumpkin Basting ugly women.
by Souless75 April 5, 2023
mugGet the Frumpkin Bastingmug.

O-Bast

Someone, usually male, who exclaims, or sings "Oh" at inappropriately called for occasions.
That O-bast is always moaning about something. "Oh, I just died in your arms tonight..."
by Jimetimw December 24, 2020
mugGet the O-Bastmug.

shrimp basting

Dipping your penis in warm water that is mixed with oil and spices to help with lubrication.
Caught my brother shrimp basting with my dad’s favorite pasta pot last night.
by Shrimpington March 16, 2019
mugGet the shrimp bastingmug.

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