bamazon

When you make a mobile purchase so quick that it produces an exhilarating feeling of satisfaction.

Hey Kevin, what do you think about this great deal on this French press? Should I buy this?

I already found an awesome deal and I bamazoned it-- it's coming tomorrow.

by aretegroup March 30, 2015

bamaroozle

When someone is getting food from a fast food drive thru, one random person runs by and snatches the food before it is received by the paying customer.

That nigga bitch bamaroozled my taco bell!!

by Mabranjoe Wainfrostwicz October 5, 2007

Bamashlamashlingshlong

Pronunciation (Bam-a-schlam-a-schling-shlong)

1) An exclamation used to publicly announce the sight of a buffalo

2) An exclamation used to describe a difficult task accomplished with relative ease

1)::driving through Yellowstone national park viewing a herd of buffalo a child exclaims:: “Bamashlamashlingshlong!”

2) ::After attempting to complete a back flip for the first time and succeeding an arrogant winner exclaims to onlookers:: “bamashlamashlingshlong!”

by Chuck Norris 69 September 30, 2019

drain bamage

the term for "brain damage" used by those with brain damage

see also: dain bramage

Only someone with drain bamage would do a thing like that!... Outta my way! It's my turn again!

by DoctorB (The B is for Bargain) August 22, 2008

Baman Piderman

A series of badly drawn cartoons by Alex Butera in which Batman (Baman) and Spiderman (Piderman) have non-sensical adventures. Even though the main characters are based off of superheroes, they are not strong or intelligent at all. In fact, one may call them retarded. Their bodies are fat and are sort of squishy-looking. The plot in each video makes no sense at all and may start with Piderman not knowing how to count to three and end with Baman in his house moving away. There are some minor characters such as Tuba and Pumpkin, who are semi-sentient beings. Consequently, this is one of the most hilarious thing ever to be created and put on the Web.

Sample from Baman Piderman:

P:"Baman, that was good song"

B:"Yeah, but you look confused"

P:"I'm going to go eat some cereal so I don't get confused"

(Tuba note)

B:"We forgot about Tuba! It's OK Tuba, you can be in the next band."

(Tuba note)

B:"I love you"

(Piderman appears on the ceiling. He is forest green)

P:"Hi, Tuba!"

B:"Why did you get green?"

(Piderman falls off the ceiling)

P:"I don't like cereal anymore."

(Tuba notes and Baman falls over doing cartwheels in the background)

by SOOPA Soup November 8, 2009

Bamadra

1. Noun -Mother to your child(ren) who constantly causes chaos and torments you with her dramatic behavior.

2. Verb -Chaos and torment that is caused by the mother of your children

Origin -abbreviation of "baby mama drama"

Man, I have way too much bamadra goin' on so let's get effed up

by Iggy and the Stooges June 14, 2011

bamanboi

Ever wondered what would happen if you combined a tea kettle, a stove, a microphone, cyka, blyat, a Youtube account, and an internet connection?

You get Bamanboi.

What fucking madman let a literal boiling tea kettle Bamanboi access the internet please make it stop I'm on my knees begging.

by DipTheFox May 11, 2016