Baldy

Landon ball’s dick shaved and very smooth
1.Dude last night baldy tasted so good
2.Dan did you go down on baldy and kiss the shit out of him
by Fucktard08763 February 8, 2025
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Bald Biting Baldi

An angry creature that will destroy its mortal enemy with its claws that are 10ft tall and 1ft wide they have a razor sharp edge and can slice through sheet metal beware if you spot this creature it does not know what play is. It is always in attack mode and will never stop until its prey is killed.
"RUN ITS A BALD BITING BALDI!"
¨GET THE GUN!"
by Beebo34 February 27, 2023
mugGet the Bald Biting Baldimug.

Baldi

A slightly over weight person, with a receding hairline. Be careful because they can be very sensitive whenever you mention their hair or weight.
Your such a baldi!”
by Rgcsfhcdtv December 4, 2019
mugGet the Baldimug.

Baldi’s Basics

Baldi’s Basics (Baldi’s Basics in Education and Learning, Baldi’s Basics Classic, or simply Baldi) is a game where your friend left his noteboos at school but he can’t get them because he’ll be late for eating pracitce. Professor Baldi loves giving you 3 question each every time you collect a notebook, but the 3 question in every notebook (except the 1st one) is intelligible and impossible to answer. Despite this, Baldi still gets mad at you and chases you around the school getting faster every notebook making it harder to get all the notebooks, reach all 4 exits, and escape the school.
Person 1: aye wanna play Baldi’s Basics?
Person 2: nah that game weird ash
by omgwhatiswhy December 27, 2022
mugGet the Baldi’s Basicsmug.

Hannah Baldie

hot mess
overweight bae
kidshelpline member
pornstar
Hannah Baldie is a fat shit and deserves to work at makkaz
by charlisucks October 27, 2019
mugGet the Hannah Baldiemug.

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