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autofrag

(verb) to autofrag onesself

- to self-destruct, especially accidentally as a result of playing with fun high explosives such as fragmentation grenades.

- to have a nervous breakdown, for example, as a result of a conversation with a culturally repressed foreigner

(verb) to autofrag another

- to cause another person to loose their mind, say, by incessantly pestering them about mindless and terminally useless philosophical or religious banter

(noun) an autofrag

- the successful act of autofragging someone or oneself
That fat, hairy, brown bastard made me autofrag in my shorts after talking at me for an hour.

I had an autofrag yesterday because I didn't get to drink any beer.

Don't try autofragging me.. i've had a shitty day and i haven't taken my medication.
by littlecazzo October 14, 2009
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Signing autographs

It just wouldn't end, I was in the handicapped stall signing autographs for twenty minutes straight, my fans are relentless.
by ShartShooper January 30, 2023
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Up all night autographin' it

A way to say you had sex with someone. Comes from the song "Sweat" by Chris Brown ft. Flo Rida.
"So, dude, what'd you do with your girl last night?"
"I was up all night autographin' it!"
by danananabatman February 27, 2009
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Autopromotion

Autopromotion means activity practiced by fanboys and fangirls on forums promoting their favorite products for free without getting paid.

Autopromoter doesn't usually start problems, insult, or hurt others or use foul language. He is trying to advertise directly and talk to people directly explaining why it is better to have his "this" favorite instead of "that" other product.

Also see trolling
1. I am getting tired of reading this fanboy's autopromotion messages about Xbox 360.
2. I don't like the way he autopromoes Playstation 3 on my forum.
3. So what if I autopromote my favorite games? They are the best games in existence because...
4. I hate autopromoting people like you.
by AnXa June 17, 2008
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autoerotic asphyxiation

One time....in band camp...someone broke into my cabin....and put a noose around my neck..... * also see salad tossing
by Maury Felcher, M.D. October 12, 2003
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autoerotic

Autoerotic is the practice of stimulating oneself sexually.The most common autoerotic practice is masturbation, and the two terms are often used as synonyms, although masturbation can also occur with a partner.
how was your date?
Very bad so I went to the home and did some autoerotic by myself.
by NedTuRkish August 20, 2011
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autoerotic asphyxiation

A deadly thing that often males do to reach something like an orgasm. It is often done by using a noose. but don't do it it is extremely dangerous.
The kid died of autoerotic asphyxiation. it's so fucking sad.
by star5 April 5, 2007
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