iPad autistic

An autistic person (often a very young child, but can be anyone) who’s constantly using their iPad. Headphones in 24/7, full storage, tons of offline games. These people often use their iPad for sensory purposes (like to listen to relaxing sounds to block out loud noise), and non verbal iPad autistics may use their iPad to communicate through TTS. They get extremely upset if their iPad battery dies or anything else happens that hinders their ability to use their iPad.

“You have a charging port here, right? My daughters iPad is about to run out of charge and she needs it. She’s an iPad autistic.”

by Erikaheath May 17, 2021

Autistic Downy

A young Ryan McGill is the perfect definition of a ‘Autistic Downy’

Why are you licking that mans bottom? You must be a ‘Autistic Downy.’

by James Middleton September 25, 2020

Autistic Pedro

A mexican Who Will get the girls, spin in circles and say “GO GO GADGET HELICOPTER”

The Autistic Pedro cucked my girl away with his immaculate spinning

by Alex J Mayne October 11, 2020

Jækla autist

For more information, look up Birk

Du er en jækla autist

by Auristman November 18, 2017

Autistically Hot

A person so much hotter than the person they are dating that he or she must be autistic to want to date someone of such aesthetic inferiority.

Falicia so is much hotter than Greg she must be autistically hot

by Doctathunder June 7, 2013

Autistic monkey

Youtuber, middle schooler

Autistic monkey

by Boblee12e October 17, 2019

autistic monkey

see: dankind

by Anonymous May 13, 2003