assertaviness

Asserting right to spelling assertiveness at will

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by Hercolena Oliver June 17, 2010

Sham Assery

When a group of people are lazy, used to describe the whole area or situation.

The sham assery that goes on down in the demo pits is too much.

by AJizzy October 9, 2008

A Box Of Assorted Creams

A vagina in which a woman has had more than one penis, that has ejaculated.

Tiffany recently fucked another guy, after not washing herself, so she has a box of assorted creams.

by Cramer February 12, 2007

civil asset forfeiture

a system by which American authorities can legally seize your property if they suspect that it was used to make or sell drugs, or bought with drug money.
They don't have to prove anything, or have a warrant. They only need probable cause, which can be given by a drug dog scam. You may or not be charged with a crime, and you might never get your stuff back.

Ethel Hylton: "Why are you taking my money?"

Cop: "Civil Asset Forfeiture, ma'am. (Google it.) The dog smells drugs on your cash, so we're taking it all."

Ethel Hylton: "But I've never even touched any drugs."

Cop: "No, but your money has."

Ethel Hylton: "I'm innocent! I've done nothing wrong"

Cop: Relax, nobody's accusing you of anything. We're just taking your money. Forever."

Ethel Hylton: "wha...?"

by pseudoanonymous July 4, 2009

bad asser

noun - when someting is more bad ass that bad ass

bes was already bad ass but then he is traning to become a UFC fighter and now he is bad asser

by someone verry close to you... October 27, 2009

Ghetto Assertive

One method of getting what one needs. Usually involves having the ghetto "attitude" and threatening one's life. Can be physical or verbal.

(In a Court Room)
Judge, I was not threatening that woman's life...I was being Ghetto Assertive!

by Vasco21190 November 17, 2009

Asstertaste

Portmanteau of ass + after taste. Typically used when describing a food or drink with a bad after taste.

Well hopefully this beer won't have the asstertaste like the last one.

by c0rrupt December 28, 2005