The joyful bliss of one-night stand with one whom you thought was gorgeous, only to later find out to your demise that the one you actually slept with was the beautiful girl's lonely and utterly repulsive Quasimotoesque best friend, clearly a well thought out and deceitful plan masterminded by the beauty in question and her valiant steed and faithful sidekick, the culpret.
I musta been wasted last night. I thought I hooked up with this fine ass chick, but when I woke up this morning and saw her I realized that she might quite literally be one of the ugliest girls that I have ever seen. Her back was full of backne and her head looked like a watermelon. I can't believe I hit that, boy what an asstastrophe.
by Josh Hyder October 8, 2007
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Having sassily incomprehensible levels of sassy sasstastical sass overloads; usually considered too fantastically sassy for any white person to achieve.
Noun: Sasstastile
Verb: Sasstastically
Adjective: Sasstastical
Synonyms: Sassy, sass
Antonyms: 12vie, white girl, old people
Noun: Sasstastile
Verb: Sasstastically
Adjective: Sasstastical
Synonyms: Sassy, sass
Antonyms: 12vie, white girl, old people
Me: Mum stop trying to be funny! you can never make jokes.
Mum: I made you.
By-passer: I can't even handle how sasstastical you are!
Mum: I made you.
By-passer: I can't even handle how sasstastical you are!
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~said boring Bob
"Its was quite an awestasticness explosion"
~said cool Paul
~said boring Bob
"Its was quite an awestasticness explosion"
~said cool Paul
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