asstastrophe

The joyful bliss of one-night stand with one whom you thought was gorgeous, only to later find out to your demise that the one you actually slept with was the beautiful girl's lonely and utterly repulsive Quasimotoesque best friend, clearly a well thought out and deceitful plan masterminded by the beauty in question and her valiant steed and faithful sidekick, the culpret.

I musta been wasted last night. I thought I hooked up with this fine ass chick, but when I woke up this morning and saw her I realized that she might quite literally be one of the ugliest girls that I have ever seen. Her back was full of backne and her head looked like a watermelon. I can't believe I hit that, boy what an asstastrophe.

by Josh Hyder October 8, 2007

masstastic

massively fantastic

she is masstastic

by jam with a twist October 14, 2010

Sasstastical

Having sassily incomprehensible levels of sassy sasstastical sass overloads; usually considered too fantastically sassy for any white person to achieve.

Noun: Sasstastile
Verb: Sasstastically
Adjective: Sasstastical
Synonyms: Sassy, sass
Antonyms: 12vie, white girl, old people

Me: Mum stop trying to be funny! you can never make jokes.
Mum: I made you.
By-passer: I can't even handle how sasstastical you are!

by smeheh January 15, 2015

asstaetic

an epik person on quotev dot cum

bro, did u see @asstaetic's new profile?? it looks swag

by rfecyudvgsiheyrf November 22, 2020

asstaste

when your mouth taste like a butthole

i have an asstaste today

by j-p December 25, 2004

aidtastic

Of or relating to AIDS and pervertedness, but in a somewhat positive way.

Wow my pervy friend is aidtastic.

by AidanHM December 17, 2008

awestasticness

something that is so awesome and so fantastic that it earns that extra ness

"That was such an explosion I don't know what to call it!"
~said boring Bob
"Its was quite an awestasticness explosion"
~said cool Paul

by WhiteFolksBayYO March 2, 2009