A jumbled mass of words that means jack shit; commonly used by schmucks who have no real clue as to what the fuck they are talking about.
by <---- NOOB December 22, 2003
 Get the Ass-clown Jew Nazimug.
Get the Ass-clown Jew Nazimug. by al October 2, 2003
 Get the Ass clownmug.
Get the Ass clownmug. A man who only cares about real drums. A man who dogs out people who don't have all the mics and facilities to record the real drums.
by 2Rain, Johnny Boy, Flerg, TMG & Alien Telegraph October 16, 2003
 Get the Ass clownmug.
Get the Ass clownmug. The highest level of douche-bagery and mother-fuckerdom. A title only achieved after the title-holder spends ridiculous amounts of time reading the bible, fingering their own asshole, and listening to bright eyes.
Jesus: Hey, did you guys hear the new Passion Pit record?
Raekwon: Jesus, you sure are a fart flaming ass clown.
Raekwon: Jesus, you sure are a fart flaming ass clown.
by Eat Eat Eat Eat Eat the Meat January 14, 2010
 Get the Fart Flaming Ass Clownmug.
Get the Fart Flaming Ass Clownmug. by seve December 12, 2006
 Get the cock-knocked ass clownmug.
Get the cock-knocked ass clownmug. From the Latin "Nay Talentus Assus Clownius". A whiny or otherwise pathetic  person who lacks any prowess in his or her field, also lacking charisma.
eg: Chirs Carrabba
eg: Chirs Carrabba
Boy 1: Wow did you see Dashboard Confessional?
Boy 2: No his music makes me puke in my mouth..
Boy1: WHAT?! WHY!?!
Boy 2: Because...he's a NO TALENT ASS CLOWN!
Boy 2: No his music makes me puke in my mouth..
Boy1: WHAT?! WHY!?!
Boy 2: Because...he's a NO TALENT ASS CLOWN!
by Ken January 30, 2005
 Get the No Talent Ass Clownmug.
Get the No Talent Ass Clownmug. Former military or police who inflate their accomplishments and bring a giant ego to their next job, especially in training. After leaving the military, Tier-One Ass-Clowns put in the role of instructor of weapon and tactics usually endanger students with a toxic mix of their own ego and flawed training doctrine.
Ben: What did Ralph and Bert do in the military before they came to training?
Curtis: Well I know one was military police and I think other was in Special Forces but worked "at the rear with the gear" instead of forward deployed.
Ben: That explains the ego.
What a couple of "Tier-One Ass-Clown" - "TOAC".
Curtis: Word
Curtis: Well I know one was military police and I think other was in Special Forces but worked "at the rear with the gear" instead of forward deployed.
Ben: That explains the ego.
What a couple of "Tier-One Ass-Clown" - "TOAC".
Curtis: Word
by Mil3Druid3 January 4, 2015
 Get the Tier-One Ass-Clown" - "TOACmug.
Get the Tier-One Ass-Clown" - "TOACmug.