Asparapee

The noxious smell in urine experienced by most people immediately after consuming asparagus. Studies have shown that while many can’t smell the pungent stench, most do extrude it. This phenomenon is most likely caused by farmers adding sulfur to fertilize their soil. The odor is sometimes accompanied by a neon yellow or green hue.

Person A: Damn, your pee is freakin' reekin'! Did you have asparagus for dinner last night?

Person B: Yes, I have asparapee.

by RobDnet May 25, 2007

Assasinassed

To have any area of your ass violated at anytime without your knowledge. Usually in reference to a pre-meditated attack on the ass, with the victim completely unaware of the violation.

My dad went to his annual work Christmas party last night and got so drunk that he passed out in the store room. He woke up hours later only to realise he had been assasinassed whilst unconscious.

by Basil Bastardson December 12, 2006

aspaztrophe

The misplacement of an apostrophe, resulting in your immediate demotion to the status of complete retard, even if you just had a case of fat fingers and your hand slipped.

Do'nt run, the cow's fell over and thousand's of lemming's are all examples of aspaztrophes.

by spacerr May 21, 2008

aspartame

Artificial sweetener commonly found in diet soft drinks as well as other sugar free foods.

Aspartame is thought to be carcinogenic

by xei September 3, 2004

asparagus

underwater purple cow with a huge boner that helps it move around

look! the store sells asparagus

by cool A October 18, 2019

Asparagus

The act of being absent

"My conscience is asparagus today"

by Woopdeedoo! October 21, 2012

asparshit

That shitty feeling in the back of your throat after you drink diet soda (with aspartame(fake sugar) in it. The feeling is all the shitty fake sugar clinging to your throat. It feels nasty and that is another reason why not to drink diet soda.

Man, i got a bad case of asparshit, why did I drink that shitty shitty diet soda?

by beattie April 12, 2005